TJ Alaniz

[TJ Alaniz @TJAlaniz]

I love Jesus but I also love Tupac

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As an adult in my profesional and personal life I have never once had to use the quadratic equation

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@loothifer Are you watching Margo’s got money problems?

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@amberr_mb Happy birthday king!

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@loothifer Riiiight?!

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Feel like drinking a case of miller and listening to 90’s rock today how the hwll are you doing Twitter

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Steve's no stranger to the Alaskan backcountry and he had a damn good time showing the ropes to Evan Felker of the Turnpike Troubadors.

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@loothifer What is the number of dms

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Shenanigans

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Glen Coco should have had a spinoff movie. We needed to know more about him and why he go 3 Candy grahams

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Everyone be sure to wish @adam_kccotx a very happy birthday today because he’s a great dude and he deserves it and if you feel so inclined to do so send him nudies as well it’s not every day a fella turns 38

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@amberr_mb No bueno

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I’m feeling partly cloudy

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It was called Andre!

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Y’all remember that movie where the little girl had a pet seal?

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The Righteous Gemstones ended and I’m not happy about it. I strongly think Uncle Baby Billy needs a spin off.

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@amberr_mb Happy birthday Amber

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I’ve been sleeping one way for the last 40 years and just recently my body says “nah fam that’s not comfortable anymore in fact it kinda hurts. And as a matter of fact no other laying position is comfortable either”

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Dire wolves ay? They brought back dire wolves?
They should bring back Neanderthals next!

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Wonderful day! Quick reminder we are all dying

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I think I’m ready to be a grandpa