TJ “BD” Cumfield

Basement Dweller | Currently being investigated for arson | First Rumfield fan (have receipts) | Motion getter

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“I am closer to LeBron than you are closer to me”
- TJ “BD” Cumfield

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@PatrickDLyons NO NO NO THATS SOME BULLSHIT

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Just got called “adorable” by a lesbian lady. How am I supposed to feel about that? #lank

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Sent home by who?? #ballknowerswya

[MLB @MLB]

Shea Langeliers’ second homer of the night is an inside-the-parker!

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@strawtherburner Thank you Julian, many more to cum🫡

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@MLB

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When you geeked you be thinking about how comfy your shirt is. #relatable

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@Rockies Nice name @tj_shook

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Well folks #staytuned

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Is it possible to get a disease from someone by shitting in an airport bathroom? #lank

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Does this count as a bank shot @NBA ?

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I’m Cooper FlAGg #happypridemonth

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Does this count as a bank shot @NBA ?

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Just cleared my throat on the plane and lady next to me slapped that mask on in an instant. We still doing this shit? #lank

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Is it possible to get a disease from someone by shitting in an airport bathroom? #lank

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Wembys closeout deadass looked like this #goat

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Rockets next to me at dinner, got a 26 oz beer boot. Who’s got it better than me? #legitness

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Tovar just peaked today #gottaloveit

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@Rockies What a cinematic game #isreal

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@Rockies where am i at?

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@letooce @w1norlosewebooz Worst tweet ever, you don’t know about bumping not like us when you’re tired and it wakes you up to party #mustard

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@BDoylenjoyer Paradise Palms lowkey

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Colorado cities as Fortnite locations:
Denver: Tilted Towers
Fort Collins: Pleasant Park
Boulder: Lonely Lodge
Col Springs: Salty Springs
Pueblo: Junk Junction
Aurora: Risky Reels
Highlands Ranch: Snobby Shores
Loveland: Loot Lake
Cherry Creek: Retail Row
Limon: Fatal Fields

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@letooce WWHD? What would Harambe do?