"So I said to Jesus, 'When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, why did you leave me?'
And Jesus said 'That's where I blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a pop top, cut my heel had to cruise on back home."
Jesus was a Parrothead.
Jimmy Buffet is gonna be just fine.
Biden is healthy. COVID vaccines are safe & effective. Boys get periods. All the illegals coming across the border are “asylum seekers.” The water is clean in East Palestine, Ohio.
Did I miss any liberal delusions?
Dude just got dumped on his head so hard in the UFC he actually damaged the cage flooring! I have literally NEVER seen that EVER!!! #UFCVegas60#UFC#Fluffy
NHL GMs- I am also free agent, once again. 6,3 265 … 50 years old ,slow, but strong and good hands. Can bring experience and like to play only home games. Call me anytime. 😉Also as the owner of hockey club In czech liga -I am looking to sign a Defenseman No jokes
Ok golfers….out golfing last week with @mikegolicjr and @Ben_Braunecker and after a particularly bad shot off the tee by Jr. the club left his hand and snapped my driver in half…sooooo I’m looking for a new driver, one that won’t make my ball slice….help please!!!!
A fan returned Tom Brady his 600th TD football, valued at ~$500k.
In exchange, he received:
· 2 signed Brady jerseys & a helmet
· Signed Mike Evans jersey & cleats
· 2 season tickets for 2yrs
· $1k credit to the Bucs store
Brady also gave him a Bitcoin.