Tom Picton

I'm only here to amuse myself.

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@Herring1967 Be there soon, babe.

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@chatabix1 - In your recent vault episode (18/11/24), David suggested Paul Edmonds as a fake model name for Joe. A nice little premonition mash up of @hipaulgorton and Noel Edmonds. Still waiting to hear the rest of Paul's #DealOrNoDeal story. 🟥⏳️

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@taskmaster #MyUltimateEpisode - Lou Sanders. Reference to @gdavies @OffMenuOfficial ep, prison inmate visiting hospital? @EdGambleComedy @nocontxtoffmenu

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@nocontxtoffmenu @robertpopper I don't think I'd ever listened to Robert Popper before. I've now listened to this episode twice. Can't help but think he sounds a lot like Tim Key. I love the old lady voice. Hilarious. It should be cartoonised like The Ricky Gervais Show.

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@Herring1967 I use a double space between sentences. It makes it easier for the reader to see the gap. Heil Dent.

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@Herring1967 Bring a bucket.

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@Herring1967 You could always get anyone else's jokes engraved on your bones.

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@olireid9 @chatabix1 Absolutely.

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@Herring1967 @TheTommyCannon Sad thought. You can both ask, Can I have my ball back?

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@slater09_mike @owenjonesjourno Well, Jeff Bezos is a worker. But he wouldn't be considered 'working class'. Everyone with a paycheck "works".

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@edward_asap @owenjonesjourno Unless they let their property for zero profit, then it is exploitation. Houses shouldn't be money makers. It's landlords who stop everyone else getting on the ladder.

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@owenjonesjourno Landlords should be forced to sell anything more than the one house they live in. Everyone should be able to buy a house but can't because landlords own them all. Poor people pay their mortgages. It's disgusting how this is normalised.

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@USBornNRaised @CNBC Political correctness is the only thing stopping some people from calling you a stupid cunt. You should be thankful that some of us do bite our tongues. Political correctness is good. It keeps us civil.

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@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @acast Hello. How are those skiddies looking, Benito? #TheMonkeysAreInChargeOfTheBus

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@Herring1967 That's your catchphrase when you cum...

on your own face.

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@zedekiahmorse @curiosityonx Print some more money. 🤣

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@JaphethBob @curiosityonx Jesus will be cancelled. You may be real but your morals are illegal. Read the Bible and remember to use today's logic.

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@curiosityonx Vote orange.

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@chatabix1 Loved today's vault episode. Couldn't remember listening to it previously yet I'm sure I've listened to all. Enjoy your break. I'll miss you while you're away.

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@nocontxtoffmenu Daily Star scraping the bottom...