T-Payne

Ciao ✌🏼 Sports, food, films, females, rants and random thoughts. Don’t like double standards/hypocrites 🙄

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Sydney Sweeney has officially called off her wedding with Jonathan Davino and is now single

(via: @people)

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

🫥 @sainsburys I almost ate this dead spider/baby facehugger that was on my grapes that came from you… 🕷️🍇
There were other grapes with cobwebs on too… the stuff of nightmares 😷

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

https://t.co/iBWjwbGUIt

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

If you’ve seen all the Marvel (old and new), X-Men, and Deadpool films, then you’ll love it 🪺👌🏼

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

England/football fans a few months ago:

“Southgate won’t pick on form, he’ll just pick his favourites - Henderson, Phillips, Maguire, Mount, Grealish, Rashford, Sterling etc”

After the squad announcement today:

“…But… Why’s he not taking Braithwaite? Shit manager”

STFU 🙄

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

Antony ❌ (no real pace, one footed, can’t shoot)
Casemiro ❌ (legs have gone)
Mount ❌ (injured, but when he has played he’s done nothing)
Onana ❌ (comical goalkeeper)
Malacia ❌ (hardly played/injured)
Atlay ❌ (never plays)
Eriksen ❌ (legs have gone)
Jonny Evans ❌(too old)

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

I’m glad the players didn’t go sprinting over to celebrate Rasmus’ winning penalty, and instead shook the hands of the Coventry players. It feels like we didn’t deserve it. There’s a sense of relief more than celebration that we’ve reached the final. This team is so frustrating.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

⚽️ RASMUS SENDS UNITED TO THE FINAL!

United: ❌✅✅✅✅
Coventry: ✅✅❌❌

#MUFC || #FACup

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

When I say “best soundtrack of all time,” what is the first movie you think of?

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

Me after every football match I’ve ever played 😅

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my brain at 3am:

[Lenscap @Lenscap]

First show that comes to mind when you see this?

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

I like Ally McCoist, but why does it sound like his dentures are falling out everytime he speaks? #itv

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

3. Rashford has been so poor again, it’s like he’s completely lost the ability to dribble. He looks like Bambi on ice; no guile or control whatsoever. Trying to run AT players instead of AROUND them! He’s regressed this season. Frustrating to watch #MUFC

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

1. What a goal. One of the best overhead kicks for a while, better than Rooney’s (technique-wise) imo. But the downside of scoring early is you lose the impetus to attack, and it means you’re sitting back/inviting pressure for 40+ minutes. It’s like we’re playing for a draw #MUFC

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

2. We insist on passing it back to the keeper more than any other team I’ve seen. It should only be if there are no other options in front of you, but it always seems to be our first thought. Easy to read. Constantly putting pressure on Onana. A sign of playing scared imo. #MUFC

[T-Payne @TJRPayne]

@emma_finance

[Terrace @theterracestore]

Type in your birth year and the word football to the gif finder, then comment the gif…

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Which actor was truly miscast in a particular role?

I’ll start:

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

What is the greatest special effect in a movie?

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Which movie first comes to mind when you see MARGOT ROBBIE?