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@ChessfanGerm1 @robgalaway @MLB Dude reached aaaaaaaaall the way back before throwing straight fireballs

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@robgalaway @MLB Dude only wore one shoe while pitching faster than anyone before or since. Legend.

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@ChessfanGerm1 @robgalaway @MLB He hit as high as 168 mph on the radar gun

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@KeatonSzn @afkostka What rulebook contains this mythical "have to stay behind the line" requirement?

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@afkostka The third base coach is always on the field of play. Just usually he's in foul territory

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@john98640127 @atensnut Right? The second race was a no brainer

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@atensnut Why? Judging by the cover had me pick the winner of both races. Especially the second one.

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@BigSwingTempo Because a double bogey is 67% over par on a par 3 and 40% over par on a par 5

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@BenCham63173153 @PersonthePerso2 Makes sense. Twice as many suns gives you twice as much radiation

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@Rainmaker1973 The most predictable book I ever read. I always knew what was gonna happen next.

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@Lbnumber34 @AmazingSights And all these years I thought a hooded crow was a crow.

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@DominicHailsto1 @Microinteracti1 @masoncc Lmfao you're so on his nuts that you defend even the fake posts.

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@Predatorvids Well that lion is going to face a significant fine for killing an endangered species

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@BaseballQuotes1 You have a baseball themed account and you need people to explain this to you?

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@theMadOutcast @joeroganhq After seeing the guy confuse the ref with his opponent you still think it was an early stoppage??? That's crazy. Simiso Buthelezi had something similar happen to him and he died two days later.

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@MikeMutnansky Just start watching baseball?

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@IMAO_ Or turn someone else's light saber on while it's swinging from their belt

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@aneffsaneff @AMAZlNGNATURE Owls are omnivores and ducks are herbivores??? Who gave you that information?

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@konfessing Yeah, it's gonna be tough to crack the case as to why the star of "The Virgin Suicides" said this.

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@Prynicalsick @AmazingSights Jaguars really are great swimmers but they are ambush hunters and very rarely have drawn out chases in water. Especially since a capybara has a slight advantage in swimming ability.