T. Joe Con Man

Parody account of ex-wrestler Teijo Khan

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@SarahKSilverman #YoureBeingRidiculous #BernieWouldHaveWon #RiggedDNCPrimary #ThankHillaryForTrump #YourePartOfTheProblem #RainRobinson

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"Savio Vega is Kwang" #BestSignEVER #WWEBattleground

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@JayBryer128 @DenimFritz605 on his BEST day Baron Corbin MIGHT be fit to lace the boots of one Brian Adias. Ditto that for Black Blart

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Seriously, does ANYONE tune in to @WWE to watch Baron Corbin .... *crickets* #WWEBattleground #BetHisMerchDoesntSellEither

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@DenimFritz605 Baron Corbin isn't fit to lace Al Madril's boots

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Get ready for some happy little trees, because here comes "The Artist" #WWERuinsEverything #ShinsukeUsedToBeGood #WWEBattleground

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The best part of The New Day vs. The Usos is it's over, I don't have to watch any of them the rest of the night #WWEBattleground

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It's saying something when I say "I'd rather be watching a Taichi match than watching The New Day vs. The Usos" #WWEBattleground

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I thought Xavier had dropped the "Consequences Creed" gimmick #WWEBattleground

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Somewhere the fictitious character of Apollo Creed is is saying "Damn New Day, that ring attire is TOO red white and blue" #WWEBattleground

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I can't figure out who I dislike more. The New Day or the Usos #WWEBattleground #CanBothTeamsDie #HopingTheRingCollapses

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Despite the crap the @WWE serves up at #WWEBattleground at least I got to see #HeelTana this morning at the G1 #g127 #HeelTanahashiRules

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@WWE needs to team up @WWEDramaKing & @IAmSamsonWWE #LicenceToPrintMoney #WWEBattleground

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So is Renee sporting some hickeys, or is that a rash across her neck and chest? #WWEBattleground

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Leave it to @WWE to make even great wrestlers like A.J Styles formulaic and boring #WWEBattleground

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20 min into the #WWEBattleground kickoff show & it's already put me in full misanthrope mode #CorporateShillStooges #TowingTheCompanyLine

[T. Joe Con Man @TJoeConMan]

@DenimFritz605 keeps talking about this Covfefe Kingston guy #MITB

[T. Joe Con Man @TJoeConMan]

I want to be the meat in a Tamina / Nia Jax sandwich #MITB

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Kudos to the fan with the "MEH" sign #MITB #BoringAssTagTeamMatch #ColonHype

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If I had to put together a card to air in Hell, Hype Bros vs. The Colons would be on my list #MITB #BothTeamsSuck