Tony Jones

SalesForce Architect - Dog Foster/Lover - Former NBA and MLB Front Office Employee - Probably more sarcastic than you expect

[A-A-Ron @StuntinOnStans]

How Cal went from MVP runner up to bottom-10 player in baseball is unexplainable.

Take that last AB: doesn’t challenge a clear ball, 3+ inches below the zone, then swings at a pitch 3+ inches above the zone, then Ks on the third pitch on another pitch below the zone.

Hate this

[Camden @Camd3n_77]

If any clip could sum up the Mariners season so far it's this one.

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

@MayaTargaryen You forgot to share the entry first…

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

@DariusJButler Not a chance homeboy.

[Joke of a Mayor @Mayor_Frey_]

This is a lie.

Even if I had ordered this, the MPLS police department would never follow an order from me.

Do better. Go fuck a couch.

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

@5_0Trading Thank you for funding our shorts!!!

[Johan Rojas FC @mccain_fc]

Tom Brady pissed he gotta spend his Saturday night watching this belt to ass😂😂😂😂 #SFvsSEA

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

@5_0Trading 👋 is that true upward? Or inverted upward? I see a bias for 83k $btc, but also a bias for $114k (not as likely).

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

@BubbaCowHawks @Seahawks Sooooo, how we feeling about Sam Darnold now????

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

It’s been 4 months since Gus left us, but I finally finished it.

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

So much for @Mariners Early Access for ‘26 tickets. The @Ticketmaster app is completely worthless

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

Dan and Bazardo just made decisions that will impact this franchise more negatively than any others in a lifetime. #mariners #BlueJays #alcs

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Danalytics

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

Dammit Dan, we are not a bunting team.

[Shannon Drayer @shannondrayer]

Arozarena and Suarez reach to start the 2nd but do not score.

[Ryan Divish @RyanDivish]

The Mariners are not exactly playing a high level of baseball in these first few innings.

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

@SleeperAstros That he is still trash? And the Astros are cheaters? Yep, that’s we need to know and nobody forgot 🤷‍♂️

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Big Dumpy Go Poo Poo

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

@Joe_Fann

[Tony Jones @TJonesy]

Feel so fortunate (and smart) I didn’t light my money on fire by paying for tickets to the #ALCS. Seems like the @mariners are just happy they made it this far. #Mariners #BlueJays