Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian

Super Genius! Fixer of computers, maker of bacon! Daddy of Cats! Progressive! #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

Plan for ISIS, bomb em with delicious bacon #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

@SwissChaletCA you're about to lose a life long customer, DM me if you have any interest in finding out why.

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

@CNN just said Trump was unhinged on Jan 6, which begs the question, when exactly was he hinged? #January6thHearings

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

@CNN please stop rehabilitating Mike Pence, he rode the Trump train for 4 years and did the right thing exactly once. He's still a really bad guy.

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

Just had a thought, Nato can't enforce a no fly zone in Ukraine without starting a war, but China could, they have the planes and the tech, they'd just need bases close enough to do it, maybe in Turkey or Azerbaijan #StandWithUkraine️ #UkraineRussiaWar

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

@donwinslow So in Texas they protect the fetus from 6 weeks until birth then send it to school to die of disease? Because Jebus and Freedumb?

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

I'm not against shooting billionaires into space, it's letting them come back I have a problem with #Branson #SpaceShipTwo

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

As a Canadian I just going to come out and say it, what happened to indigenous people in Canada was a genocide, we tried to forcibly wipe out a culture, we need to make amends for that and it must never happen again #residentialschools #NeverAgainCanada #CanadianGenocide

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

@JustinTrudeau as a Canadian and a veteran I call on Canada to fully condemn Israeli aggression. The radical right wing Israeli government must cease fire. #FreePalestineFromIsrael #BDS

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

I keep hearing how conservative West Virginia but if you look up historical figures from West Virginia more than half of them are union men #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

Casper the thirsty host #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

@franifio Thanks a lot, now I have the image of Trump's deltoids flapping in the wind etched in my brain forever. Please kill me #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

@cenkuygur understanding why the media tows the corporate line is easy, most of them work for the same corporations the politicians do #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

@AnaKasparian, of course these rich bastards treat it like a culture war issue, exploiting people is their culture #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

If you really want to break Peirs Morgan when he brings up the queen just say "Oh, you mean the old German lady who married the Greek?" #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

I finally figured it out the conspiracy people were right, the aliens have taken over. Ferengi are running Texas

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #1: Once you have their money you never give it back

#tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

This is the "See what you made me do" law, it is the language of the abuser #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

Disgusting, the relief is to little, to late and for to few. $7.25 still the minimum wage. They don't care about you, they just don't care at all. #Primary the #HatefulEight #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

Wow, so 8 Democrats done give a shit about being re-elected! Primary them all! #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

As a Canadian if I had to choose between a Haitian and and American as my new neighbor I'd pick the Haitian, at least that way I'd know they weren't MAGA #tytlive

[Tim Joyce Designated Emotional Support Canadian @TJoyce1971]

GOP re-opening plan:

Step 1: Open everything up

Step 2: Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!

Step 3: Shut everything down

#tytlive