TJs Pants

I'm just a pair of pants that,sadly, is owned by TJ Del Reno. Frequently filled with poo

[TJs Pants @TJsPoopyPants]

Too close for subway, too far to walk. These trips back from the diner on an unforgiving bike seat are my trail of tears... stinky, stinky tears. #GrundelBomb #ArtisanSwampAss #WhoEatsChiliForBreakfast?!

[TJs Pants @TJsPoopyPants]

Cheesy pasta and beer tonight. Only a matter of time now :(
#NotEnoughToilets