Travis Knight

Ultimate player, CPA, Kevin's human.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Google Docs is trash

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

being like “nah you guys suck too much we don’t even wanna play anymore” and not even batting in the 9th is my favorite disrespectful baseball thing i love it so much

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

to whoever is employing me on my last day before retirement:

i promise you i’m not gonna try anywhere close to as hard as serena is trying on her last day before retirement

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

one time playing 21 i one-hand tipped out three people in a row back-to-back-to-back

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

When you want to hear what the clown has to say about how to stop the batman

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the thing about this song that always stayed in my brain is that step four is to repeat steps one through three which means you exist in an infinite loop you never make it to step five

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

ME: what day is my mortgage payment due

THE BANK: it's due on the first of each month and if you don't pay it by the 15th you'll be assessed a late fee

ME: okay got it so it's due on the 14th cool thank you bye

[Akis @Aykis16]

Pat Bev just rage quit and threw his controller at the tv

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the most Ball Don’t Lie free throws of the year

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

the Nets dont play defense, but neither did The Death Star.

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

Harden is on his best “first time meeting your partner’s parents” level behavior. he just blocked a shot!

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

KATIE NOLAN
MORNING SCHEDULE

9:30 AM Alarm goes off
10:00 AM Alarm goes off
10:30 AM Alarm goes off
11:00 AM Alarm goes off

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

James Harden’s immune system vs Covid-19

[Sarah Spain @SarahSpain]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

"it's dirt! you know it's dirt!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i gotta go buy a herd of cows now

[Drunk Anthony Grant @drunkanthonyg]

I just want Obi to go to a team with cool merchandise

[Zach Lowe @ZachLowe_NBA]

Red-flagged for too much Mountain Dew

[Justin Rogers | Detroit Football Network @Justin_Rogers]

Guys, you're not going to believe this, but on Cook's 70-yard TD, Lions had 10 men on the field.

[Tad Wissel @DVE_Tad]

Trump asking for observers like Cornell at 2009 Metro East Regionals.