Jared Lendy 🍕🍫

I teach you how to cook through comedy (whether you think it’s funny or not) LCMS Drummer🦬, @Ganachified CEO🍫, & lvl 71 Pokémon Go Trainer! #SeeRed John 6:40

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

One of my favorite things about being a subscriber to @TheBabylonBee, is that I have a chance to submit headlines which have a chance of being published. This is one of my headlines that was recently published!

https://t.co/6KFptcWfkB

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

Posts like this help no one.
This is like going after millennials for not buying a house in the 80’s.
I focused on my studies and being Senior class president at the all boys high school I attended, and now I’m paying the price by being bombarded with posts like these on X

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

this is why you mfs will never be happy btw. Brunson married his beautiful high school sweetheart and will live a fulfilling life cuz he isn’t on the internet commenting on women’s looks 24/7 like u losers

she’s genuinely beautiful and they’re a cute couple

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

Now my favorite gummy candy rubbing it in my face…

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

Every week, I get at least 5 people asking to buy Einkorn flour, organic eggs, or grass fed butter from my tent due to people not actually reading the signs that we put up. Then they immediately leave when they find out that they’re just biscotti

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

During game 2 of the Finals, ABC cut to a pretty nun in in the stands and the Lutheran blood inside of me wanted to rescue her from the papacy so bad

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

A top 5 highlight in my YouTube career

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

7 years ago today, I made a @scrowder parody for National Donut Day that was inspired by a throwaway line in one of his podcasts. He somehow found it and later shared it on his own show and it became my 8th most viewed video of all time!
https://t.co/94YgbhD9rv

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

7 years ago today, I made a @scrowder parody for National Donut Day that was inspired by a throwaway line in one of his podcasts. He somehow found it and later shared it on his own show and it became my 8th most viewed video of all time!
https://t.co/94YgbhD9rv

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

@stoolgambling Hearing Zack LaVine’s name

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

Big deal, we haven’t lost a game since April 12th

[ESPN @espn]

It's been 41 days(!) since the Knicks’ last loss: April 23 at Atlanta 🤯

They fell behind 2-1 in that series and have since won 12 straight games.

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

@boygrrI What about Italy?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The Chicago Bears are leaving Chicago and Illinois to move to Indiana. Well done, Mayor Johnson and Governor Pritzker, you couldn’t even keep a pro football team in your city and state.

[Darren Bailey @DarrenBaileyIL]

Imagine being the governor who lost the Chicago Bears.

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

1) There is no one to blame except The mayor and the governor. This is not a business friendly City/State

2) They better not turn Arlington Park into another stupid data center

#BearDown

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

I think I’ll have some time 2 or 3 of them at most, but i appreciate the enthusiasm Food Network

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

I expected nothing less from a guy whose claim to fame is titled the Psycho Series

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

I’ve never seen such hate and vitriol for two people grieving the loss of their unborn child and making an impossible decision.

The last 24 hours have exposed a side of humanity that is deeply disturbing. Being called “murderous pieces of shit, evil, compared to Hitler” and receiving NON-STOP DEATH THREATS.

Seeing my 6-year old dog with Stage 4 Kidney Disease be used as a weapon, manipulating my words and intent in a tweet or saying we’ll regret this decision forever and must repent to God is absolute insanity.

If you ever wanted to marvel at the depravity of people online, just check the replies on my latest tweet. It’s a shit-show of epic proportions. This is reflective of the current world and landscape we’re all living in.

What’s more troubling is a lot of these people use God or Jesus as their justification for threatening us and wanting to cast us into Hell…seems pretty hypocritical.

So many saying they would’ve kept the child, put it up for adoption or are suddenly ready to adopt a down syndrome child, that’s great! You can do all those things. However, many of the people throwing stones don’t even have children, let alone one with a condition and most likely will never do the things they say they’re going to do.

There has been some heinous shit said about my wife and I on some extremely large accounts…It baffles me that there are such trashy-ass people who have significant followings. If you can’t contribute anything meaningful to the conversation aside from insults then just don’t post.

On the other hand, there has been tremendous stories of people who kept their Down Syndrome baby and that’s awesome! Very courageous and they do look very happy! That is your choice and I support it. This was ours and we can do that. It’s very easy to accept the differences between us when it has no actual bearing on your life.

What shocked me most of all was that this story has become mainstream news…A couple’s abortion is suddenly newsworthy in 2026…?

There are over 1,000,000 abortions every single year for a myriad of reasons, this is happening on a DAILY BASIS and is the most common outcome for Trisomy 21, yet this one blows up and people are surprised…?

The reason this blew up is quite simple: IT’S BECAUSE NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT.

I can’t blame people for not talking about these vulnerable experiences publicly because you see the disgusting backlash that ensues. It’s very divisive. Luckily, after 20 years on the Internet, this is par the course for me taking on the crazies, so I’m glad I can help further the conversation.

That’s exactly why I wanted to share this story. People still need to see vulnerability and hear the raw truth. There is real suffering going on and it is being done in silence and fear.

So many mothers have reached out privately commending us on our bravery to speak truthfully about this topic and we really appreciate that support! We want you to feel less alone in this and less ashamed.

There has never been a more important time to speak up and out about the things that matter. Do not let the vocal minority stop you from sharing your truth.

To those who have been affected by this or are confronted with a similar situation in the future, we have your back and please feel free to reach out. I’m sure this will follow us awhile especially when we try for a kid again in the near future.

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[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

This, and a beautiful Lutheran woman

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

What’s you first thought when you see this burger?

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

@lisavsworld Idk, I think LEGO’s largest set is a pretty big deal

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

@lisavsworld I wonder how many of them have actually read Song of Solomon?

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

AI will never replace Sandra Bullock’s performance

[abug THE MINOR THE AGE OF 14 DNI SHEDTWT AND PROSH @Abug123457]

How white people feel saying their taking a break and coming back in less than 4 days

[Jared Lendy 🍕🍫 @TKLOJared]

@allie__voss The only thing worse than a destination wedding is a destination vow renewal (I’ve been to 2)