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[meq @TKWIM]

Someone pleaseee dm me I’m bored 😺

[sterling @sterlingcupid]

i already know imma be an old strict gay cause i just told a customer “excuse me also works” when they yelled out “aye” to get my attention

[aurora ⚸ | seeing tori 8/28 @lynchianbush]

bedroom of a 26 year old or whatever

that’s all you’re getting because my room is tiny

[Mielle 🛸🫧🐠 @seriousparade]

Theyre calling it the greatest $3 thrift store find of all time

[hoochie coochie mane @anotheroutkast_]

I just had to see if I could do make it fr.

[Nick @gaynick_]

Every time I go home my aunt goes through my laundry and takes whatever she thinks will fit her. Had no idea I was missing this until I went through her vacation photos

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Matthew Cortland, Esq. they @mattbc]

hey just so you fucking know, if you're an extremely online pharmacist making content that mocks a patient, there's some chance I'm going submit a board of pharmacy complaint against you.

[Ethical DJ 🌟👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏿 @ebonyyempire]

Malcolm X publicly denounced Elijah Muhammad when he found out he was a pedophile niggas who defend Diddy and hate black women be having him as they pfp speaking as if they knew what that man stood for

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

did you guys know that if you have no ID whatsoever you can just pay TSA $45 via mobile app and sign a paper that says “no for real i swear i am who i say i am” and they just walk you through the security line and double check your bag real quick lol

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

true i was there

[raticoncito @n0thasghey]

Just noticed Fourth of July is on Friday the 13th this year

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[gee @tookiekoo]

Strategically outed myself to the cousin that i know gossips a lot because I want her to go around and let all my other family members know so I wont have to do it later on ❤️

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

Michael legit deserved everything that happened to him in that story lmaoo

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

Peter she went through all the trouble of getting this makeover and spent God knows how much on the merch, your daughter is trying to connect with you. Let her be a juggalette. Please.

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Best part of gta v is trevor having a windows phone

[TheAllergyGirl 💜🏳️‍⚧️ @theallergygirl]

generational tweet

[Squishy @_missprettylady]

Where at and for how long

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

Funny how trevor still came and saved Michael after all the shit he did to him lmaooo