Thokozani Mashabane

Crazy

[IG:Joy-Zelda @joy_zelda]

Please Retweet until he is found
He is still missing

Kutlwano Maphosa

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His Mom : 073 455 5268
His Father : 074 701 7016

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

I'm sorry 🙏🏾

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

If this appears on Your Timeline Kindly Repost! Pontsho Molokomme (18) was last seen ko Winnie Mandela, Zone 6, Thembisa on 8th August 2026. Anyone with information about Pontsho Molokomme’s whereabouts is urged to contact the family or Thembisa Police Station immediately.

[Thokozani Mashabane @TKmashabane]

@_HOV_DID RD and TBA

[Thokozani Mashabane @TKmashabane]

“You can’t park the plane there” 🇿🇦

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Breaking: A Boeing 767 cargo plane has crashed at the Miami airport after it appears to have overshot the runway.

[Sage🇿🇦 @SagewaseSouthAh]

I used to rap like this before I ate achaar yako next door 😭😩
Anyways @casspernyovest think it’s AI generated 😬

[Peter Rosenberg @Rosenbergradio]

My immediate review of Jay-Z's Reasonable Doubt 30 show at Yankee Stadium

[Beyandkenthebrand @Freakboi14]

The baddies are ready for Hov this weekend. It will be a movie!!!

[FormuMix | Automovilismo @FormuMix]

No había podido ver está jugada en la cual Egipto reclamaba penal desde este ángulo.

Acá se nota clarísimo que es el jugador egipcio el que choca el pie del jugador Argentino, probablemente con la intención de dejarse caer al perder la pelota.

NO HAY FALTA!

[Thokozani Mashabane @TKmashabane]

Usheshe wakhuluma neh?

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

God DECIDES . Not the crooks at @FIFAcom

Argentina OUT !!! At the hands of an African team . How poetic ! ❤️

[Black Coffee @RealBlackCoffee]

London loading………

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

Nanikuphi, when my sister cheated on gangsta from Pretoria named Makhafula, you could see he was hurting.

He arrived at home and made us stand a que, then made us explain 1 by 1 ukuthi were we were the time my sister cheated, I remember explaining that I had classes and he just said, “Okay it means wena you cheat in class”.

That time, we didn't even know about kwayona leyo relationship. He asked who do we know to be dating my sister? We didn't even answer because elders were terrified, too. Yoh!! I could see my aunt was ready to have a heart attack or stroke, while Makhafula was busy complaining that my sister was using him for money.

He then went to take the neighbors car wasifaka emotweni and drove the whole night, 9 of us inside a Tazz. We didn't even know where he was taking us to. He was just busy complaining about his relationship with my sister. He took out his gun and kept shooting up at the sky, eloko ethi, “Amasimba lawo, aning'tsheli loko, nithi why eCheata?”.

He then decided to stop the car, we couldn't even see where we were, and he said, “Can you please give me ama Hugs”. We all started hugging him. My two uncle's were even scared too, I even heard one of them saying, “Wena Makhafula, you deserve to be our son inlaw yazi. Usile marn umntwana kasisi”.

Makhafula froze up while we were comforting him, and then he suddenly forced us to get inside the car again, and he started driving again, we heard him saying “Why singavele siye kuye eDurban siyomgcwalisela?”, That time sise Mpumalanga, it’s 8 hours ukuya eDurban. He drove for 3 hours, waphinde wamisa, wathi “Eish!! ay angeke ngiyazi judger nam, let's turn back guys”. The time was 3am, we arrived at home around 6am. When he left, we had to pack our stuff and go hide for four weeks at a relative in Mamelodi. After that four weeks we decided to come back home and we found a note emnyango, “Uxolo guys! Ngingene in a wrong house, kahle kahle bengifuna umuzi wakwa Mahlangu”. Yah, ne!!, we decided ukuya kwaMahlangu, masifika we found them with big stomachs crying. We asked Bab'Mahlangu what happened, “You won't believe this, some guy Makhafula arrived wathi masipheke yonke iGrocery eseKhabhathini siyidle yonke because ingane yam ijolela indlala”.

😭😭

[Thokozani Mashabane @TKmashabane]

Ngeke!!!! 😂 😂 😂 we need a mini series nyana

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

Nanikuphi, when my sister cheated on gangsta from Pretoria named Makhafula, you could see he was hurting.

He arrived at home and made us stand a que, then made us explain 1 by 1 ukuthi were we were the time my sister cheated, I remember explaining that I had classes and he just said, “Okay it means wena you cheat in class”.

That time, we didn't even know about kwayona leyo relationship. He asked who do we know to be dating my sister? We didn't even answer because elders were terrified, too. Yoh!! I could see my aunt was ready to have a heart attack or stroke, while Makhafula was busy complaining that my sister was using him for money.

He then went to take the neighbors car wasifaka emotweni and drove the whole night, 9 of us inside a Tazz. We didn't even know where he was taking us to. He was just busy complaining about his relationship with my sister. He took out his gun and kept shooting up at the sky, eloko ethi, “Amasimba lawo, aning'tsheli loko, nithi why eCheata?”.

He then decided to stop the car, we couldn't even see where we were, and he said, “Can you please give me ama Hugs”. We all started hugging him. My two uncle's were even scared too, I even heard one of them saying, “Wena Makhafula, you deserve to be our son inlaw yazi. Usile marn umntwana kasisi”.

Makhafula froze up while we were comforting him, and then he suddenly forced us to get inside the car again, and he started driving again, we heard him saying “Why singavele siye kuye eDurban siyomgcwalisela?”, That time sise Mpumalanga, it’s 8 hours ukuya eDurban. He drove for 3 hours, waphinde wamisa, wathi “Eish!! ay angeke ngiyazi judger nam, let's turn back guys”. The time was 3am, we arrived at home around 6am. When he left, we had to pack our stuff and go hide for four weeks at a relative in Mamelodi. After that four weeks we decided to come back home and we found a note emnyango, “Uxolo guys! Ngingene in a wrong house, kahle kahle bengifuna umuzi wakwa Mahlangu”. Yah, ne!!, we decided ukuya kwaMahlangu, masifika we found them with big stomachs crying. We asked Bab'Mahlangu what happened, “You won't believe this, some guy Makhafula arrived wathi masipheke yonke iGrocery eseKhabhathini siyidle yonke because ingane yam ijolela indlala”.

😭😭

[Thokozani Mashabane @TKmashabane]

🐐

[Shiven Moodley @ShivenMoodley]

Naaaaah @FlySafair why you thrilling us like this

[Thokozani Mashabane @TKmashabane]

@ArtOfDialogue_ This is sad man… 😞

[Stephen king 🇦🇷 🇪🇸 @Stephenkings_]

RONALDO FAN LOGIC 101 😌

World Cup . Rigged
Balon dors. Rigged
Goal ratio. CR7 was a midfielder
Assist ratio. CR7 is a striker
Golden boots. CR7 was a midfielder
Playmaker awards. CR7 is a striker
Trophies Rigged
Dribbles. Knee injury
Freekicks goals. Knee injury
Key passes. Knee injury
Outside of box goals. Try from 35 yards
motm. Rigged
mvp. Rigged
91 goals. Tap in don’t count
Non penalty goals. A goal is a goal
players interviews. All jealous of CR7
Individual awards. Rigged
H2H wins. H2h in finals
H2h in stats. One club player

[Thokozani Mashabane @TKmashabane]

Supporting Chiefs and Chelsea is Chest Pains… sad

[Samke Phungula-Goldwyn @PhungulaSam]

@Mramatla_ @Makhali1532103 What happens if you cry and say “I’m sorry”😭😭😭

[Amy @Ramaesela2011]

@ReezaySA @Gaido_Kb Until we start beating politicians, ayikho into ezolunga.