Tim Königs

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@marcrebillet Yes especially the thing about having kids (got twins) and realizing that your parents were as big idiots as you are now. Just take things in as they come nd try not to be a dick. Life's full of fun, hardship and curve balls. Try to enjoy and adjust where needed.

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@elonmusk @Tesla Elon I'm having a panic attack, wth does the battery health test % mean? I have a max load capacity of 98.2% after 61000km but bht shows it to be at 41% health. Whats going on here and how do I interpret those numbers? Keep those jeans high and tight! #ymh

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@sari32264489 mocht je de arm niet gesnapt hebben, hier is de andere hoek.

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@redban May I suggest a hunger games type of punishment for all the people involved? Including the dogs for that matter.

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@ericweinstein

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@ericweinstein Decided to leave careers to move back to my wife's home country with our 3 year old twin boys. Have now been able to be a way better father and husband, no regrets about any of it! Love you to Eric!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

I just got talked into having an online meeting with Jehovah's Witnesses. I was so surprised at their work around for covid that I had to say yes. I'll keep you updated on the online doorbell ringing 😂

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@marcrebillet I'm going to bed 😂

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

CUSTOM GAMING DESKTOP GIVEAWAY! Enter for a chance to win this custom ORIGIN PC CHRONOS gaming desktop with a GeForce RTX 3070 graphics card!

https://t.co/PbCQovpZx0

#Sweepstakes #Giveaway

[ORIGIN PC @ORIGINPC]

🎁 GIVEAWAY 🎁

We've partnered up with @JayzTwoCents and @NVIDIAGeForce to host a giveaway for an ORIGIN PC CHRONOS powered by an RTX 3070!

Join the giveaway here: https://t.co/XTo9DtTbg8

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@tomsegura Definitely an ode to all your cool guys. Sissy, Norm, Fedsmoker, the King and of course Garth. Something like this.

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@jonkerlin Dominion the boardgame but with hp characters, locations and artifacts.

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@Wolfbradleylife @bertkreischer I'm sure Brent will break his hand

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@tomsegura I guess you are not the ubermeister of YMH. Clearly @bertkreischer is more influential. #100% #YMH #tomisfat #keepthemhighandtight

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@GameOfThrones found the place where magic might have come from. #gameofthrones #peterdinklage #tyrionlannister #hbo #georgerrmartin

[Tim Königs @TKonigs]

@Lekker_spelen moest toch aan jullie denken. Zij zijn niet zo sappig als die originals :/

[Koninklijk Huis @koninklijkhuis]

Koning bij 10e herdenking van omgekomen politiemensen #tuinvanbezinning Warnsveld

[Politie Eenheid Amsterdam @POL_Amsterdam]

Update Pieter van der Werfstraat: verdachte aangehouden in Heemskerk. Bekijk de beelden via https://t.co/hSfQZ5Fi6a #Heemskerk #Amsterdam