Kooooch

Floating on a tiny rock in space

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk, per MW

The typical American household has a median net worth of roughly $192,900. Elon Musk’s fortune sits at approximately $1.2 Trillion, while Jeff Bezos has a net worth of about $247 Billion. The distance between Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk is a staggering $953 Billion, whereas the distance between the typical American and Jeff Bezos is roughly $246.8 Million.

[Kooooch @TKooch27]

@SaturdaySystem 4…5..!!

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

61,667 Men make a choice each month. June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Life is better with you here. Bro to bro, Love you 💙.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

“If you had invested in Apple in 2007…”

Me in 2007:

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Kooooch @TKooch27]

@PatWodes @SlightlyPlusEV @DKSports MA law now requires the books to tell you why you’ve been limited. Even if it was in the past, and youve been limited for 3+ years (like me).

[Kooooch @TKooch27]

@SlightlyPlusEV @DKSports It’s a new MA law, The books are required to tell you why you are being limited. (if you were unaware)

[ΛWTHΞИƬIK @awthentik]

More reasons why I rock with Jameis Winston 💯
Simplifying the Jaxson Dart and Abdul Carter bullshit. Giants amongst Men.

––via @SNYGiants

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Marc Xavier Adams @thegoodfello]

2017: "Colin Kaepernick needs to stick to sports!"

2026: "Jaxon Dart is going to win the MVP this year!"

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Just days after scientists found that bee venom can kill cancer cells, the Trump administration is set to close the nation’s primary bee research laboratory.

[Skol Rant @SkolRant]

Jaxon Dart looked at the unapologetic cruelty and corruption of Trump—his dismal approval numbers, the war, the economy, Epstein, etc.—and said to himself, “This will endear me to the city who just elected Mamdani.”

What a PR fumble.

[Adam Scherer @ShipMyMoneyDFS]

O/U 24 hours til the Jaxson Dart statement where he says he doesn’t care about politics and makes himself a victim

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Jeff Bezos just said the bottom half of Americans should pay zero federal income tax.

And honestly? He may have accidentally exposed the entire scam.

Bezos pointed to a nurse in Queens making roughly $75,000 a year and paying around $12,000 in taxes:

“We shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”

Think about how insane this system has become.

A nurse working 12-hour shifts is taxed before she even sees her paycheck while billionaires borrow against appreciating assets, exploit loopholes, and sometimes pay lower effective tax rates than school teachers.

The average American is funding an empire they can barely afford to live in.

Wars.
Interest payments.
Corporate subsidies.
Defense contracts.
Lobbyist wish lists.

Meanwhile the person changing bedpans in Queens gets her paycheck carved up like she’s financing Rome before collapse.

The most dangerous thing Bezos said wasn’t about taxes.

It was admitting out loud that the people carrying the country on their backs are getting crushed while the system tells them it’s “normal.”

[Tim @trouble_man90]

There aren’t adequate words to properly express the depth and scale of trump’s corruption, it’s completely on a scale of its own with no historical equivalent to point to.

[The Dark Side @FantasyGalaxies]

11PM: Just one more Youtube video, then I'm going to sleep.

3AM:

[. @HalToHell]

Paul Skenes is good and all but he keeps getting worse every year. Something to keep an eye on.

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

I simply cannot believe I live in a timeline where journalists helped force the last president out of his reelection campaign for being too old, so the country put an unstable 79 year old who falls asleep constantly in office and none of the same journalists care at all.

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.