Tom Connelly

Formerly from Philly 'burbs, Gay, bleeding heart liberal, divorced, book whore, salty GenXr,living in the Great White North.🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Aurhenticated image of two polyps found during Trump's most recent colonoscopy

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@_EFarrellPhoto

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@the_gpc_ @donamtykl_ Philadelphia

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL Any idea when trains will be up?? Sitting in for an hour and not a single train has come through???

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@LukeKasinger So wait…the gamers KNEW and didn’t warn the rest of us?!

[Stephanie Farr @FarFarrAway]

It is absolute mayhem on Broad Street right now.

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

I’m sorry I have to do this

Shining in @Eagles colors in honor of their NFC Championship win

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@Markus_A81 @Momi631 @theliamnissan OK Michelle (inception version…)

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

When Lindsey Graham heard that Nancy Mace is running for governor of SC, he protested, "Hold on there, little Miss Honeybunch. The Carolinas are MY turf, especially the waterfront after dark. Stay away from my sailors, my bourbon and my cold cream. Don't make me use mace on Mace, got that sweet cheeks? I will Hegseth your ass"

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Two ancient mermaids were found in the Potomac and rushed to a local aquarium. Their names are Filet and Guppy

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Melania has released this image of her inauguration gown

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@RealEmirHan Little Women 2019

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@ProfDuff I think maybe the Mummers blew it up…didn’t understand what it was seeing.

[Albert Lee @urphillypal]

Happy New Year, Philly!! 🎆🎇

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@OrkneyLibrary Oh man, I’d Seasick McBarfing! 🤢Thank you for your service #BookyMcBookface!

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Thats the Matterhorn.

It's in Switzerland, Einstein.

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@twitandrewking Oof, that’s rough.

The classic drop ceiling in the kitchen is a nice touch, though.

[grudge judy 🏳️‍🌈 @mistererickson]

#Breaking new appointment to #scotus

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@UK_Republic Honorary degrees are often given out to celebrities, alumni that have done well, etc. They’re meaningless.

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@JenSmith_x Not to take away from his obvious talent, but I think this helps explain his luck. https://t.co/6QhuGM2Y29