Maximilian Uriarte

I am Max: NYT bestselling author, artist, and animator. Lance Corporal of the Marine Corps.

[Isaac5020 @goats0652]

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[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

I gotta be honest, I did not know who Ethan Klein was before this week

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

I had a blue check before Elon and still refuse to pay for it

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[Terminal Lance @TerminalLance]

Jimmy getting the most authentic Marine Corps costume this Halloween. 🎃

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

@marisasmores I always see people say this but as a man I am so picky at the grocery store. I will closely examine every apple before I put it in the bag.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

True story: when I was a teenager playing SOCOM online on PS2, I joined a clan and everyone had “USMC” in their handles. I asked them what university that was and they all laughed.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

@barzbub @TerminalLance It's not BS and they did not lol

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Fun fact: I never got a boot camp photo taken at MCRD. I was at sick call that day for pneumonia.

[Terminal Lance @TerminalLance]

Inside look at what happens inside of a Marine Corps First Sergeant's house:

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Me, a Nathan Fielder fan since Nathan For You in 2013 watching him get all the recognition and success he deserves for being brilliant:

[kuss @dontkuss]

Marc Maron has never been more correct

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

This prosciutto foot my sister made for a Halloween party 🧟‍♂️

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

I don’t understand the point of this hopping car thing. Like there’s absolutely no way this is going to be consumer level street legal.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

You ever cut an onion while making dinner and it just fucks up your entire life?

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

“Sex scenes don’t contribute to the plot”

Movies are not plot machines. Not every scene needs to “move the plot forward.” A scene may have an intent to make you feel something in the moment a director wants you to feel it, and it is as valid as “plot.”

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

70% of my body is made of pancakes

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

I feel like Trader Joe’s is just going too far with the pumpkin spice stuff at this point

[malik @immalkwalahi]

Leon in Elden ring

Mods going crazy

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

@GrendelKamisori I have beaten the original RE2 over 40 times 🧟‍♂️

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Trash because everyone knows Leon was a rookie cop during the initial outbreak of Raccoon City

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映画「バイオハザード」の世界に、レオンをぶち込んだAI動画🎥