Mike

I stream on Twitch and I Tweet on Twitter. Losing a game makes me a rage quitter.

[Mike @TLDRMike]

I'm on the internet.

TWITCH: https://t.co/Vi9nEfmMpx
INSTA: https://t.co/PndvhB9DRc
TIKTOK: https://t.co/cJAXJS8xev
GAMING: https://t.co/nPFLNgXMGo
SKITS: https://t.co/L12cuRlHiy
MUSIC: https://t.co/5rvB6ClATe
#Warcraft: https://t.co/79FmAKug7j
VODS: https://t.co/QNzbx0hrNP

[Mike @TLDRMike]

tuning the high strings on a guitar is like playing jack in the box

[Mike @TLDRMike]

Shout out to the sub that's been riding with me since before my dad had a twinkle in his eye

[Mike @TLDRMike]

this isn't an ad, it's an episode @TeamYouTube

[Mike @TLDRMike]

"AI slop" is the new "live, laugh, love"

[Mike @TLDRMike]

when i see a worm outside i always wonder if it's one of those girls who was like "would you still love me if i were a worm?" cause clearly the answer was no lol cringe

[Mike @TLDRMike]

i miss the harlem shake

[Mike @TLDRMike]

Why can I order breakfast at 8pm but I can't order a Big Mac at 8am?

[Mike @TLDRMike]

Sometimes I turn randomly and ask “What are you doing here?”

Just in case my future self is visiting me at that moment and I can’t see him. Just to mess with him.

[Mike @TLDRMike]

Grinch impersonators drive me nuts because the Grinch's heart grows larger at the end of the movie and he ends up being a good guy who likes Christmas. And they're out here hating Christmas and trying to figure out the best insult for a 4 year old. Did you even watch the movie??

[Mike @TLDRMike]

Break ups are harder on guys cause it'll be 4 years later and you're still finding her hair in your apartment.

[Mike @TLDRMike]

I had a 719 minute ad followed by a 49 minute ad while watching a podcast.

YouTube going new game+ difficulty after those Premium subscriptions.

[Mike @TLDRMike]

I saw 3 different DeLorean's in the span of 15 minutes today. Should I be worried?

[Mike @TLDRMike]

@EviJeebies Daaaaaang. What a romcom that could have been 😭

[Mike @TLDRMike]

@EviJeebies You can’t stop there. What happened next!?!

[Mike @TLDRMike]

@SicariusTwo3 Creativity is a muscle you gotta exercise! If you’re making some sort of commentary, you find out quick how annoying your speech may be lol. Sometimes you just gotta save yourself in the edit and edit out the annoyances.

[Mike @TLDRMike]

Some of ya'll treat pizza toppings like an all you can eat buffet.

[Mike @TLDRMike]

@EviJeebies Ah yeah, that goes up to your knees before you get to sighing age. Enjoy it. Cherish it! 😭

[Mike @TLDRMike]

I'm "that's a nice looking lawn" years old.

[Mike @TLDRMike]

My conspiracy theory is that phone providers put in phantom notifications at lesser power on our phones, like a text notification at 10% volume or it vibrating softly to get you to look at your phone.

When you could swear you felt your phone vibrate it's cause it did.