Thierry LeMaitre

We're here! We're queer! We're in your living room!
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Why do you think the emblem of the GOP is an elephant? The better to trample your rights with, dear...

[Thierry LeMaitre @TLMaitre2015]

And another reason I ❤️ John Stamos!

[John Stamos @JohnStamos]

If that ruined your childhood, I hope you didn’t watch Full House. Three single men, living under one roof raising kids in San Francisco....

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

Some of y’all created your email address not thinking you may someday be saying it aloud when you’re checking out.

[Thierry LeMaitre @TLMaitre2015]

@byajperez @GehringTed @yashar Sharks are a thing in Mexico, aren't they? How many pesos do we need to slip the tour boat guy to drop a few buckets of chum in the water when Turdy goes snorkeling? I'll gladly kick off a gofundme. We can probably get enough donations so the guy can retire in luxury...

[Thierry LeMaitre @TLMaitre2015]

@notcapnamerica I haven't turned on the TV lately, but since you ask, I'm going to hazard a guess and say talking out of his ass again. I figure I have pretty much a 100% chance of being right.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Apparently America can put a man on the moon but Texas can't keep the lights on. Houston, we have a problem.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

our oldest and most grotesque dinosaur, Rush, has died

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

US Justice Dept *will* bring sedition charges (20 year felonies) in US Capitol insurrection. "We are working on those cases. They will bear fruit very soon"

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Actually she’s a domestic terrorist who ran a bar. Cnn winning the normalizing olympics today. If you’re looking for some good examples of how the media continues to fail us.

[Kyla in the Burgh 🏴‍☠️🔥 @KylaInTheBurgh]

The Supreme Court just delivered quite the blow to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott while ruling in favor of Planned Parenthood.

When will Greg understand that he isn't a fucking woman so he can stop trying to tell us what to do with our bodies? Take your dick & piss on a powerline.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Cancel culture? She won? Sarah tried to ban me from the WH (using a doctored video) and lost in federal court. The Trump appointed federal judge wasn’t buying her lies. This campaign is going to be gaslit.

[Thierry LeMaitre @TLMaitre2015]

@seldo I felt this in my soul!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

So we have impeachment, the sequel. Do you have some favorite second films that were even more gripping than the original? I'll go first. How about The Godfather, Part II? The Empire Strikes Back?

[Thierry LeMaitre @TLMaitre2015]

@VendeeGlobe Question for superstar Andi Robertson. Your fanclub would like to know if you have a "Twittergram" or "Instaface" so we can follow you after the race? Your humor, professionalism, and general awesomeness have made this amazing event even better! Thanks 2U & the team!

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

As we reflect on the contributions of Dr. King, let us build on his legacy by securing the promise of justice for all.

By ensuring our voices were heard in the streets and at the ballot box, we renewed our fight to make the dream a reality. But the work continues. #MLKDay

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Hypocrisy is Tweeting an MLK quote while at the same time... (feel free to fill in the blank in the comments).

[Thierry LeMaitre @TLMaitre2015]

A-fucking-men!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

It feels a bit like Christmas Eve, but you already know what you’ll get when you open the present. A restoration of American democracy, decency, and hope.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

The GOP chair of Gwinnett County elections board Alice O’Lenick said today that she wants GA legislature to impose new restrictions on voting like banning drop boxes, reducing absentee voting, changing Sunday voting hours to “have a shot at winning.”

The quiet part out loud now.