Tess LangBurns

this little gangster would kill for some motherfuckin ginger ale!

[Tess LangBurns @TLangburns]

I love looking at boarding schools for when I marry a rich man and have to decide where to send the step children.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Turning my anti anxiety medication upside down over and over again like a rain stick to remind myself of elementary school

[Tess LangBurns @TLangburns]

@erinbucchin Nothing bops more then that playlist

[Tess LangBurns @TLangburns]

If I see one more TikTok girl call yoga pants “✨flare leggings✨” I’m going to pass away

[James @CaucasianJames]

tired of people telling me to grow up for not liking certain vegetables. why would i eat something that doesn’t taste good. i will wrestle u to the ground

[cindy kahn @cindykahn1]

DO NOT mail any more ballots. Carry them in or use a drop box. We are now 1 week away. Some of my mail has been taking 10 days from 8 miles away in FL.
Re-read this. Too late to use the mail. Make sure your vote counts!

[Tess LangBurns @TLangburns]

@jewishseahag It’s a fun guessing game keeps ya on your toes, Sometimes for fun I’ll throw in or is it the lack of food in my stomach

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my therapist: you’re a good person

me: oh no I’ve tricked you too

[𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚊𝚢🛸 @_lindsayrose]

planned parenthood has been helping me for the past month determine whether the tumor in my breast is cancerous or not COMPLETELY FREE cause i don’t have insurance and i’ll never understand why someone would want to defund that amazing and extremely helpful organization

[Tess LangBurns @TLangburns]

@erinbucchin Honey you know it! I be stalkin you all day

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It is with great honor and humility that I accept this nomination for President of the United States of America.

[Tess LangBurns @TLangburns]

@jewishseahag The energy of this tweet is exactly what I love

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Instead of saying “I don’t want kids” I’m gonna start saying “my bloodline ends with me” that’s so dramatic I love it

[Tess LangBurns @TLangburns]

@jewishseahag Ahahaha they are so kind

[James @CaucasianJames]

if u want a rainbow, u gotta put up with the rain

- mr worldwide

[Jeff Wright @JeffNotWrong]

What’s the right way to play UNO?