Tuomas Lönnström

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The Bible is 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range.

[Tuomas Lönnström @TLnnstrm]

@VSportSuomi Farke

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Nearly all anti-vaxxers are pro-life, which is really something.

[Henning Wehn @henningwehn]

Just dawned on me Wycombe are only two good seasons away from playing Real Madrid. Three from River Plate. #wwfc

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I fucking love this guy.

[Mikael Forssell @MikaelForssell]

When you want your wife Metti Forssell to stop singing😲🎼
->hit the wife challenge (with the ball) ⚽️had to bail though🏃🏼‍♂️💨 #football #wife #stop #singing #nailedit

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Don’t be the one asshole who doesn’t retweet this.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Happy 24th birthday to My beloved son @justinbieber. Hang in there, Justin! Only nine more years till crucifixion!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Great job humanity! Another species defeated! https://t.co/06uXZeJV4e

[Jack Timonen @Jack_Timonen]

Hey folks attending @sxsw: where could I buy a reasonably prices retractable banner stand so that it would be ready in Austin when I come over? TIA! #SXSW2018 #startups

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Why do bad things happen to good people? To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

[Henning Wehn @henningwehn]

Just seen the footage of the Everton fan with the kid on his arm punching a Lyon player. What's that about men not being able to multitask?

[Henning Wehn @henningwehn]

If nothing else Allardyce created a real buzz around the Malta game. That's got to be a positive.

[Tuomas Lönnström @TLnnstrm]

I just checked in on Finnair from Nagoya to Tampere! #AY80 on 5/4/2015 at 10:30. via @Finnair https://t.co/bGGdbhI317

[Tuomas Lönnström @TLnnstrm]

I just checked in on Finnair from Helsinki to Nagoya! #AY79 on 1 APR 2015 at 17:15. via @Finnair https://t.co/dzcVIwPa71

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

SPOILERS

The world won't end
Life has no meaning
Things never get better or worse
I'm a tall Japanese woman
There's no heaven, only hell

[Tuomas Lönnström @TLnnstrm]

Tein juuri Finnairin lähtöselvityksen matkalle Duesseldorf - Helsinki! #AY2706, 20/10/2014 klo 15:40. via @Finnair https://t.co/onmwwIfbY3

[Tuomas Lönnström @TLnnstrm]

@rickygervais Eric Cantona look-alike

[Tuomas Lönnström @TLnnstrm]

I just checked in on Finnair from Helsinki to Paris! #AF1499 on 28 JUL 2014 at 09:25. via @Finnair https://t.co/dhJRiLgonf