Ditsy Doris

Potty mouthed. Now hates pigeons. Pubic hair phobia. Snacking is for winners. Scared of moths. Never take me too seriously, I’m a dick head!

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

Humanity at its finest ❤️

[Angry Jan 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @Jan51478528]

I've not had an abortion but did consider it. However my doctor said it wasn't possible as our Harry was 5 and a proper little sh*t. Must admit I am really bad at parallel parking. He must be right . Vote Reform

[Charlie Says... @CobboldMassive]

They walk among us.... Not lions, pure fucking idiots. As if anyone who is normal wakes up and thinks hey I am gonna take a banner with a load of lions on with my 4 mates from Bingo and go to a police station, not only to shout something about two tier policing but also film it as well!

[Larry Mogridge 🇬🇧⭐️🇪🇺 #RejoinEU @Larry_Mogridge]

@I_amMukhtar 🔴
Do they have any car stickers for sale that say, "I've seen the lions of Crewe Constabulary"....?
#FFS #AsMince

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

@I_amMukhtar @PurpleBando No doubt to attract those inside for the confrontation. These are extremely grown people 🤦‍♀️

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

@expellgated @I_amMukhtar

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

@JontyUpNorth @RestoreBolton 🤣🤣

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

@JontyUpNorth @RestoreBolton Hey you 😁

[Shadow the IceHound @Icehound18]

@RestoreBolton This tells people a lot about the occupants of this house.
Flag on a pole and Restore poster in the middle of the window

Plastic patriots
Plastic Christians
Intellectually challenged
Brainwashed
Potentially racist

[Emma-Jane @EmmaJaneLockwoo]

@RestoreBolton Just want England’s wants, a country full of the cast of Benidorm & Shameless 😳

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

I wonder if the other erection was as disappointing as this 🤷‍♀️

5% effort will never be enough... for most.

Reformers will lap this up like a thirsty whore, so not all is lost 👍🤣

[Ian Neasham (Bolton, Restore Britain) @RestoreBolton]

Managed to erect my flagpole last night.
My next door neighbour is most displeased, I knew he would be. Glorious.

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

@lucysrockin Don't they just 🤣

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

As weak as his fucking game 🤣🤣🤣

Way too easy... 🤣🤣🤣

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

What Lisa said 👇👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

A paedophile with 306 catergory A, 173 category B and 525 category C images and videos of children and babies was spared jail on May 27th.

Our already weak sentencing guidelines allowed for a three year jail term.

Judge Michael Leeming said he was satisfied there was remorse and a good chance for rehabilitation so handed down 16 months suspended and some community service.

This is offensive to the victims, the police officers who had to sit in a viewing room and see the most depraved abuse of children and babies to grade them, the prosecution who had to prepare the case, yet it's indicative of everything that's fucked up about our justice system.

Non custodial sentences should never be an option for convicted paedophiles.

We need mandatory minimum custodial terms for these offences.

We also need to ask ourselves if a Judge who allows a sex offender this prolific to walk free is fit for the role.

Over a thousand real children and babies were violated in this case.

If that doesn't guarantee jail time then take your promises to protect children and fuck off.

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨A British patriot supports Britain not another country, fights for Britain, not for Israel.

[Roger Gall @Shambles151]

Nigel Farage has NOT been arrested for willingly and deliberately inciting riots in Southampton.

Please RT this until he is.

Thank you.

[Candice Holmes @hol40900]

.@Nigel_Farage "Pure cold rage" you asked for it. You got it.
A 72-year-old Sikh pensioner had his head stamped on. Cheekbone shattered. Six teenagers arrested.

Your words have consequences. Your silence is complicity.

Happy now? 👑

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

@TheMeldrew @LeeAndersonMP_

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

Imagine using obscenities without chest 🤣🤣🤣

Fucking fanny!

[Ditsy Doris @TMB_101]

@VanoSequestered @mbt2k @I_amMukhtar The right do this in equal measure so lets not pretend Farage is a fucking saint 🙄

[Tricia Day @day156324]

🤣🤣 Who doesn't enjoy a good old Sunday roast.
This is the roast @EssexPR wasn't expecting and just note the bespecled walking microphone has no response 🤣