#TMIfor1Guy

Just one straight guy on a team full of modern women... TMIfor1Guy

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@craftbarbecue So.... did this announcement ever come out? 🤔

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With Christmas and New Years over, what is a girl to look forward to?? Oh, I know! Step aside, boys, it’s Galentines Day #Gurrrl

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Bikini bodies get made in the winter, boys. Pick up your #BikiniBodyGuide before it’s too late. #Ayeeeee

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“Don’t worry about what they wear. You can always change that.” #S.O.S #SendHelp

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New Year’s resolution: less Cardi B, more Cardi O #NewYearNewMe

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Me: Treat yo’ self
My bank account: Do not treat yo’ self

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“what did you get for Christmas?”

Me: “fat... you?”

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Today the girls were talking about their sunscreen and I suggested they put it in the Think Dirty app to see how safe it was for their skin. Yes, my Man Card has officially been revoked #WhatJustHappened

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Target shopping logic:

Feeling slender and svelt = tries every piece of clothing in the store.

Not feeling slender and svelt = stays in home goods and decorations section. Avoids clothes like the plague.

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You know how you told yourself that you would wash your hair later, and all of a sudden it was the morning of and you frantically put some dry shampoo in it and threw it in a bun/ponytail? Yeah, that pretty much sums up 2017.

Ps. Your secret is safe with me, ladies #Whoops

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Hamilton attitude. Spamilton budget.

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Idk what this look is called, Gents, but it’s coming into style. #LowSockTrend #RuffleSocks #KindaHipsterHiking #KindaNot

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Kind of ridiculous when girl’s friends are like “he better not hurt you, Haley, or else”. Like wtf are you gonna do, Susan? Call the guy an asshole in a group message? Oooo 😱💀

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Apparently, it takes a lot of effort to look effortlessly beautiful. It’s a hard knock life for a girl out chea.

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Girl logic...
Calling another girl “bitch” = probably friends
Calling another girl “sweetie” = definitely not friends

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What are you going to make for Thanksgiving?
Her: Probably a scene..

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“Me: I want a boyfriend for winter!”
Me to me: Bish, stfu and get a coat. It’ll last longer”
- Her

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Gents, you best believe your lady has a “wedding/engagement” Pinterest wall. It might be private, but it’s there...

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Names of girls who are statistically more likely to be crazy: Maria, Debbie, Rachel, Krystal, Genevieve.
Honorable mention: Haylee, Jane.

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In addition to Read receipts, iPhone needs to add Ignored, Screen Captured, Sent To Friends, and Ridiculed receipts. Keep it 1 Hunnid, Apple