Rob Ford

“I’ve never said that in my life to her. I’m happily married. I have more than enough to eat at home, thank you very much.”

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

Okay. time for gay jokes.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

I'm introducing a new social health campaign #flushots4shots

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

I love the #ColbertBump I'm getting.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

@BarackObama "I want to talk to you too" #feelingthelove

[ianhug66 @ianhug]

Rob Ford Wants To Run For Prime Minister Of Canada
http://t.co/igapCYy9lu Why is @RobFordSearch still in office! He's a complete wacko.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

@RobFordSearch @MLGarden67 A bag of sand can't eat pussy and smoke crack.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

@halabijulien @CBCNews @BWWings Just not in that order.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

@theCHIVE I'm honored and deeply touched to have made the best photos of the week and represent #Toronto http://t.co/0Xv4yI0LsT

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

@ColbertReport @TheDailyShow Can't wait to see how you earn chuckles out of my weekend funzies. This machine still has a few miles on her.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

Hey @KingJames getting a lotta flack. How do you cope when the media turns on you?

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

@halabijulien @CBCNews So long as the court date is held before happy hour @BWWings

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

@RobFordSearch is this real life? are we soul twins? #drinks and #hookers on me.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

I'm done going on drinking binges. From now on I'll only dbl fist drinks #shots #yolo

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

Channeling the spirit of Chris Farley might have proved a poor political decision.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

@HollisterCo @WorkDrugs "Cocain" by Eric Clapton.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

You can't win #Toronto. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

New pics soon to come out. Consulting @anthonyweiner on getting the most earned media.

[Rob Ford @TMRobFord]

@BarackObama who's got the higher approval rating?