Thomas Metelski

Comedian, improviser, actor and writer. Trained at the William Esper Studio, Upright Citizens Brigade & performs stand-up at NYC comedy club showcases.

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https://t.co/bVveOyMVLA is the worst EVER!!!

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Never order from https://t.co/cRXqIPL30J. Tried to get a refund and they refused. Called my CC company and asked them to put a charge back on that transaction!

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@SirPatStew Thank you!

[mark normand @marknorm]

Good term for an alcoholic: "Spirits Animal"

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“I can humbly say that one of the best things out here for me has been the people I’ve met. Just stay close to the ones that you can tell are here to protect you, because most aren’t.”
-Derek Waters
The Actor’s Life by Jenna Fischer

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Why is imbdpro so difficult to set up with an amazon prime account! Can’t get any customer service! Just one sentence emails that don’t answer the issue!

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Amazing!

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Bumping Mics with Jeff Ross (@RealJeffreyRoss) and Dave Attell (@Attell) is now streaming, and the insults are already flowing.

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Sarah Silverman on this track is awesome! Great album, Jeff - so talented! Love this! https://t.co/Xy4NuyEOP1

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So happy for @claytoncomic ! https://t.co/wxYAN1VEgT

[US Poker @uspoker]

New York comedian @claytoncomic is quick to admit that he’s far from the best player left in the @WSOP Main Event. But he's finding edges in other ways, mostly just by having fun. https://t.co/T6qFYnt9cx

[PokerStake @pokerstakecom]

This is the second time that Clayton Fletcher (@claytoncomic) has run deep in the WSOP Main Event and it means more to him than you know

https://t.co/R0kCDpMLcU

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@claytoncomic Was a pleasure watching your progress!

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@claytoncomic Enjoyed your interview at the break! Have fun, lots of people pulling for you back in NYC!

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@claytoncomic All the best! Have fun!

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#TheProfit glad the ending sounded positive for two partners who appeared to care about the business. Hope something works out for them.

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Stunning! #TheProfit

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USA is not in the World Cup, so have to go with my heritage - go Biało-czerwoni! #WorldCup

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#TonyDreaming Harvey, Country Gate Playhouse

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I just want a summer hat.

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@luisadieznuts You were great on Fisch’s podcast!

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@JuddApatow @HBO Watched both parts last night (missed it Monday) and I was a mess at the end-what a great documentary on a complicated, compassionate man. Your admiration for him truly came through and was done very well! Loved it, wish had a mentor like that. Thanks!