Timothy Mitchell

[Jonathan Williamson @JonoWilly]

"If we take Bunker Hill, we'll control all the shipping lanes into Boston."

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Doesn’t count. Meaningless bowl game. Half our players opted out. Congrats on your Super Bowl. Have fun at home. I’m not mad.

[Charles Windsor IV @buttercuts_]

Dechambeau is chasing is own slam this week, the Bryson slam. Missing all four major cuts in the same year

[Teddy Beersevelt @teddybeersevelt]

I want Shinnecock playing so tough that Bryson lists his clubs on Facebook marketplace after he misses the cut

[Gabby Herzig @GabbyHerzig]

USGA def not gonna lose the golf course under this guy’s watch

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

My advice to the Cubs is when they come back to Chicago, they all need to spend an afternoon on the lake and have a good drunk. Get absolutely blasted. The manager too. Their brains need total inhibition. My god looking at their faces stress me out.

[CubsMuse @CubsMuse]

I miss the Seiya Suzuki that hits this ball 450 feet.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

Just saw a family having breakfast in matching Cubs jerseys and it was nice reminder that for most people, Wrigley is a once a year or even once in a lifetime treat that they plan out well in advance.

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

This is Pete Crow-Armstrong’s team.

[Danny Bogulewski @FiveRoas]

me and the boys discussing how we can break 100 after posting a 53 at the turn @bryanbrosgolf @GrantHorvatGolf

[Carson Wolf @TheWrigleyWire]

Pete Crow-Armstrong over the last three games:

100.2 mph Out
97.0 mph Out
Walk
Walk
Walk
96.1 mph Out
105.2 mph Out
101.3 mph Out
100.9 mph Out
92.2 mph Out
95.4 mph Out
HBP
105.6 mph 1B

Great contact quality, no strikeouts, and .454 xBA with essentially nothing to show for it.

[Alice Yin @byaliceyin]

real ones know the changing of seasons is the spice of life

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

not only are lance armstrong & sheryl crow the right age to be pete crow armstrong's parents but they also started dating right around the same timeframe that PCA was born. very confusing

[Chi “Chili” Rodriguez @chili_dipped]

A Jordan Spieth career grand slam would lower gas prices, stabilize the economy, and get everyone’s 401(k) back on track by Monday morning.

[Matt Clapp @TheBlogfines]

"Our booth is literally shaking right now. It's tied at 6."

- John Sadak on the Reds broadcast after PCA's game-tying two-run homer in the ninth.

[Joey 🇪🇸 @suzukiplshomer]

I sink with my ship if I have to

[Carson Wolf @TheWrigleyWire]

Ben Brown has posted a 1.99 ERA across 22.2 innings this season.

After adding a sinker in the offseason, he’s limiting hard contact while still striking out opponents at a high rate.

Here are 60 seconds of whiffs from this season:

[BuschBangs @BuschBangs]

Chicago Cubs baseball if the bullpen wasn't on life support.

[Joey 🇪🇸 @suzukiplshomer]

IF YOU ARE A PROUD OWNER OF A CUBS JERSEY OR ANY CUBS GEAR

WEAR IT TOMORROW TO WRIGLEY AT 11:30 AM WE ARE HOSTING BULLPEN TRYOUTS