Toni Mitrovski

[Toni Mitrovski @TMitrovski]

@NakedHedgie The furore would be so proud 🥹

[Toni Mitrovski @TMitrovski]

@spectatorindex Coke Australia use cane sugar, there is a difference

[Fox News @FoxNews]

CLOSE ENCOUNTER: A Russian cosmonaut lightens the mood with an alien mask while joining newcomers after their SpaceX capsule docks at the station to rescue astronauts who have been stranded in space for nine months.

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

Macron & Zelenskyy greeting each other; looks like some kind of preview for a brokeback mountain sequel 😭😭😭

[Kobie Thatcher @KobieThatcher]

President Trump is refusing to take Albo's calls.

Trump's not stupid. There's no doubt he's aware of what kind of weak leftie idiots he's dealing with in this Australian government.

FAFO.

[Toni Mitrovski @TMitrovski]

@elonmusk Suicidal empathy

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Paul Keating is not wrong. 😳👇

[The Right To Bear Memes @grandoldmemes]

Media determining which one of Elon’s DOGE members is “BigBalls”

[Russell Broadbent @RBroadbent2025]

I'm a proud Australian. Proud of our Flag. Proud of our nation. Happy Australia Day!

[Toni Mitrovski @TMitrovski]

@rowandean Is that Hillary’s server in the background

[Brick Suit @Brick_Suit]

Best real world takedown of a protester I have ever seen.
And it's not even close

[Toni Mitrovski @TMitrovski]

@jimmy_dore Fiery but mostly peaceful

[Work Work Smile @WorkWorkSmile]

@Rainmaker1973 Thats Quite a Skill

[Kells 🇺🇸🇦🇺 @KMBAussie]

Great Australia moments.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, was a hitman. As in a full-on hitman, gun-for-hire who has been accused and tied to several murders, most famously that of a federal judge.

And it gets crazier, too — Charles Harrelson once claimed he was behind the JFK assassination too, only to immediately retract this. According to Woody Harrelson, his father was trained by the CIA and told him about this in some detail.

The actor himself refused to dive deeper into this in public because doing so “might be dangerous for him and his family”.

The crazy story doesn’t end here — Harrelson senior was a bit of a “rolling stone” back in the day, and a womanizer.

Around the time the actor Matthew McConaughey was conceived, his mother had reportedly hooked up with Charles Harrelson, hitman-for-hire. As a result, both Harrelson and McConaughey have publicly stated in a recent interview it’s fairly possible the two men are half-brothers.

Plenty of celebrities have crazy childhoods, no doubt. But I think Woody Harrelson takes the cake. Because I doubt a lot of other Hollywood actors are the sons of philandering assassins who may or may not have offed John F. Kennedy and a federal judge.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: The U.S. government is dropping six charges against crypto scammer Sam Bankman-Fried including campaign finance violations and conspiracy to commit bribery charges.

Making bribes with stolen money is fine as long as that money is going to U.S. politicians.

SBF donated $100 million during the 2022 midterms, pouring tens of millions into dark money groups with customers' funds.

Some of these groups were linked to Senate leaders including Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer.

Here is Maxine Waters blowing him a kiss.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Until the 1970, the majority of the people were fit as a fiddle! No keto, vegan, or paleo diets. No home aerobics or gym memberships. No fancy fitness tech or wellness influencers. They also weren't drinking protein shakes or counting calories.

So, what went wrong? A THREAD 🧵⬇️

[Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres]

President Trump mocks Joe Biden's inability to walk down stairs without the entire White House staff room having a heart attack.

[Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) @TheMilkBarTV]

This is your legacy Dan Andrews...