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Adulting is making yourself stop [insert] not because you want to. But because even though [insert] gives you the most wonderful, amazing joy, it might kill you. And you don’t know want to die yet. #adulting
I love these rich people saying “money doesn’t make you happy” How about giving me a couple million to hold onto and I’ll tell you how miserable I am to validate your bullshit.
People say they hate social media. PULEZZZE! While I don’t need to see what your toes look like when you’re on vacation, I’m here for date night pics, your kids playing sports or instruments & the occasional bored face selfie. #Iseeyou#youbeyou
My favorite pics are of kids looking miserable because their parents made them dress as characters they’ve never heard of so mommy & daddy can get likes. #Halloween2023
Earthquakes are like having sex when you're young. Before you realize what's happening, it's already over. Hurricanes are like sex when you're old. You spend all day thinking about it and hope it's not as bad you thought it would be. #HurricaneIdalia
There is a short list of people who know how you need to be loved. Cherish them. Everyone else is just guessing and they’re usually wrong. #lovewins#knowyourworth
Don’t u hate when you delete a “friend” then years later they show up as “People You May Know”? Ain’t nothing changed FB. I still don’t f#*k with them.
If the first words out of your interviewer's mouth are, "Let me tell you about this role because I don't want to waste your time"
Rest assured...they're going to waste your time.
This A.I. boom feels like the early days of COVID. People are passing it off like it’s no big deal but pretty soon we’re gonna be locked down in our homes afraid to be around other humans. #ArtificialIntelligence