TOM TRAINWRECK

Bored.

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

In honor of all my new followers today here’s a video of my favorite edm moment of 2018, seeing @Ookay
(I refuse to apologize about the length or quality of the video)

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

Bitches put mozzarella, basil, tomato and balsamic vinegar together and hashtag the pic #chef when it's literally just 4 cold ingredients on a plate.

[𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖌𝖊 💫 @babybriddim]

I absolutely love @Griz but this venue is entrapping the campers. A neighbor just had his campsite RAIDED by local police and K-9 units bc they found his wallet with over a grand in his wallet.

I feel so uncomfortable and I have no drugs. Just absurd had to share…

Be safe yall

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

@Avalanche did y'all know a community team in Wisco stole the logo?? LMAO 🤣

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

No woman deserves this much power. Its downright irresponsible on the Lord's behalf.

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

When you're in your late 20s, all your friends start having babies. I absolutely hate kids and faking excitement about due dates and gender reveals is brutal. Like congrats you got laid, but idfc.

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

There is nothing I've experienced my whole life that would have prepared me to hear that new blinds for my whole house are 2k!?

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

Anyone wanna remind me why 9 people have this much power in a "democracy?"

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

I now own a whole fucking house at age 26. That's all, continue your day.

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

Moving into my first house at the end of this month. I feel like the baddest bitch alive.

[Mᴀʟᴄᴏʟᴍ @100GranKids]

Mac Miller - Objects in the Mirror https://t.co/uVjCNP8sGo

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

Hosted my first karaoke night tonight. Stoked as fuck. 🤘🏼

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

Signed up for a Sam's Club membership today. This adult shit is easy.

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

I want to be at a @thewhytefang show rn listening to TIDES

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

What's it called when you have angst but you're in your late twenties?

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

If you weren't in Brooklyn last night you're just gonna have to trust me that @Griz threw it DOWN last night.

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

Arugula is spicy lettuce to me

[TOM TRAINWRECK @TMossDurantula]

@awonderland thank you for another amazing show with new friends and old ones. 💜

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

Merch for red rocks pt.1

[PROTOHYPE @Protohype]

just a reminder

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𓆣 @picxnte]

I have a screaming sun crying moon and throwing up rising