TNT Express

delivering incompetance in a fleet of hideous orange trucks Parody account in no way associated with any delivery company

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@PostOrifice @birdonthewing Let's not go there again!

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@TruckNet_UK Thousands mucker.
It's a huge network employing people across a global network.

Was there anything else?

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@PostOrifice @danielwoodgolf Just keep putting your little Postman Pat uniform on and selling stamps and Jiffy bags. leave the real delivering to us.

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@PostOrifice @danielwoodgolf We know what were good at son + and it's driving delivery vans. Your shower could use some lessons...

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@PostOrifice @danielwoodgolf Listen, you gang of slack amateurs.
We've told you before - we lead, you try and follow. If people want a professional service, they come TO US first. They only use you cause they don't know any better.

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@cfinnimore We had a stern conversation with the driver, and he moved his vehicle. Didn't end well and he'd like to thank you, so we've sent him your Twitter details.

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@RichardMAHANNA Le Sange est dans l'abre.

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@aswin_b The team over here are right up there Aswin. Believe me.

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@aswin_b We can only apologise Aswin.
It'll be hot footing to you in Singapore very soon now.

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@hamimrahman248 Apologies for that Hamim.
As we stated previously- only believe the content of every 2nd email from us. Anything else we can help with?

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@hamimrahman248 This is the voice of the mysterons.
Your attempt to contact your courier is futile. Next stop - world domination!!!

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@hamimrahman248 We can't DM at the moment. The hacking is currently only affecting every SECOND tweet Hamim.

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@aswin_b Sorry Aswin. Having had a chat with the CS team, they've considered various options, but they're all quite involved.

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@lipinslr I've run it by our Director of Logistic Strategy (Europe) - and he advises you just wait longer.

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@jazzbass110 Name 3 more efficient and cost effective comparable delivery services.

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@EddieAndyMal It's like Bella Emberg on steroids. To be honest. Nightmare!!
And we're having computer problems as well.

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@EddieAndyMal Apologies - you may have heard, we've got virus problems here.
Big Brenda's glands are so swollen, she can't drive the fork lift.