Timothy Tanner

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@ashleytervort Said no one else….

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@tweetzbyidil My daughter had this “friend” who was quite the little bitch. Parents were complete twats. When my daughter decided not to invite the girl to her 12th birthday, the girl and her parents made a scene. I had to make up a story about my daughter having cancer just to shut them up.

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@KINGGGE_ One time I was scrolling FB, saw some moron post an old dusty bike for $75. Borrowed my neighbor’s beat up truck, put on my worst clothes, went over there. Gave some BS sob story, sucker bought every word, gave me the bike and some other crap for free. Sold it all for $100!

[Timothy Tanner @TNT_XIII]

@GrowingUpRetro You cut the best part…she reduces the number on the board based on what he spit out.

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@barstoolsports @realTylerZed

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@janninereid1 Let’s check back in 214 days to find out why she didn’t leave. Predictions?

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@JosBtrigga Man, it’s terrible when people do things illegally. There should definitely be consequences for people that violate the law. Like, we should hire a group to arrest people that don’t follow legal orders. I wonder how that would work….

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@EdKrassen You misspelled “illegal aliens”….

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@mazemoore Trump should just deliver this speech word for word and watch libs heads explode when someone plays them side by side.

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@HustleBitch_ Is FAFO a word?

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@BattleByrd @CartNarcs Time for you to dominate!

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@_MLFootball What say you @realTylerZed ??

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@ClutchPoints @SportsonPrime Without the f-ing janitor, who’s gonna clean up all the dildos?

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@musk_news13 Hi

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@DontWalkRUN Those bastards!! I bet they broke his bed, too!!!

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@Enezator Poor thing was practically cat-atonic when he showed up…

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@robreiner Believe it Meathead!

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@ClutchPoints 5 steps, 1 dribble. Math ain’t mathin’…

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 This should have ended with the repaired scissors being used to cut open the packaging of a new damn pair of scissors….

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@notablyharmless @TheCensoredRock *AK-94