Captain

Technically a Political Scientist. Likely talking shit about politics, sports, and your mother.

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Spurs ceiling: best basketball team ever assembled.

Spurs floor: 5 retards playing basketball.

[Captain @TNellyTweets]

Never seen anything like this in my life

[Captain @TNellyTweets]

@LibertyLynx @BowTiedRanger You literally called him a stolen valor retard an hour and half ago are you serious

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

so ur telling me that like 2 weeks ago people from the uk said americans didnt understand uk hot weather just for their soccer teams to come over here and not be able to withstand american heat

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

I’m not saying Soresby was right but yall got more energy for him this morning than these other football players who beat women and drive wreckless behind the wheel.

FOH dawg.

[Captain @TNellyTweets]

Looks like I’m a Dolphins fan now

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

J-Rod is South Beach bound!

#WreckEm x #NFLDraft

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Now he’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
And he’s gonna find out
If I’m naughty or nice
Now I’m going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But he’s coming to
Town now

[Captain @TNellyTweets]

I love how much of a mega dork Mendoza is

[Captain @TNellyTweets]

Watching different fan bases melt down about tech could not make me literally any happier

[Coach Beans @CoachBeansTTU]

University of Texas fans crying so hard. Enjoy watching from the couch. You all suck. Your team sucks. Suck my fuckin ass 🥰

[Hans Olsen @GBSHansO]

Sports Fans, I need your help!
Newlyweds Gavin Cornia & wife Katie (big BYU fans) were in a head on collision near Lehi. Gavin passed away & Katie has been fighting for her life.
She needs our help.
My heart breaks for her.
Sports nation, do your thing!

https://t.co/dXhtQbXFJI

[KCBD NewsChannel11 @KCBD11]

Jacob Rodriguez when asked about the national narrative surrounding Texas Tech utilizing NIL. #WreckEm

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

Ben Roberts is the 2025 Big 12 Championship Game Most Outstanding Player 🏆

[Texas Tech University @TexasTech]

For the first time, the Red Raiders are Big 12 Champions!

[Gamblin' Gauchos 🎙️ @GamblinGauchos]

Jacob Rodriguez is the only player in FBS history with the following accomplishments all in the same season:

✅ 100+ tackles
✅ 7+ forced fumbles (leads FBS in 2025)
✅ 4+ INTs

One of one, historic season. He deserves to be a @HeismanTrophy finalist #ElJeisman

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

Can we have a conversation??? He’s the best defensive player in the country & now he’s contributed offensively. No more excuses @HeismanTrophy

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Jacob Rodriguez Heisman

[Captain @TNellyTweets]

@dan2thamax @UCFMike1 What was the spot? Please tell me it was Picante’s

[Special Envoy Kristi Noem @EnvoyNoem]

United States Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer and Petty Officer Scott Ruskin, directly saved an astonishing 165 victims in the devastating flooding in central Texas.

This was the first rescue mission of his career and he was the only triage coordinator at the scene.

Scott Ruskin is an American hero.

His selfless courage embodies the spirit and mission of the @USCG.

[John Hawkins @johnhawkinsrwn]

Bro, you are worth 117 billion dollars. If you really think aid cuts are costing lives, feel free to make up the difference.