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Crayons are yummy.
I saved you the red one.

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I hope you feel better.
Here's my contribution.
The video is unrelated but I thought you might enjoy... Even if it is French.
@AbsoluteUnit30

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@fathoesluvjay @DelusionPosting You can't Epstein the children.
You can't Clancy the children.
But who did child cannibalism?

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@doqholliday Couldn't be me.
I learned long ago that de-escalation is first and foremost.
Throwing hands is a last resort...
Only throw hands because you ran out of ammo and you have nothing else to defend yourself with.
I don't live in a good town so I don't leave home without protection. 🤗

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@Tater_Nubbz @MrsRoyKeaneo They love minecraft.
They have lots of energy.
Wages could be candy.
No Creepers will harm the children... And I mean both kinds. They kind that explode and the rainbow kind.

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@donMiwell They do have a lot of energy...
They wouldn't be as fast but wages could be candy and caffeine which might make up for it.

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Nintendo decided to take away my access to 296 games, dlc & ect since they implemented the virtual game card update.
I have a switch in my mother in laws house that she uses to play Uno & some other games.
Either I unlink her console or don't get to play.
She's 8 hours away.

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@Oranyaa_ Woah Woah WOAH!!!...
Dwarves drink out of glass mugs while working in the mines?
I would think they'd do that in a tavern or for special functions.
I honestly imagine them drinking out of wooden mugs at work.
The beer makes sense tho.
Drinking beer on the job is legit tho.
🍺🤤

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@avataryaya_ Class of 09' was better.

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@teacuppity You live in Canada.
Ever thought about UVB therapy?

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@BobbyIsHappyish @DrNeilStone I'd give it a go.

Alcohol dependant.
Ptsd.
Depression.
Chronic pain of varying types, going on 20 years.

Either I do something good for humanity by providing data, or I don't have to deal with this BS anymore.

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@JackTarLad "Break the law...
With the things they are saying"
Ok... So I've been really drunk for the past... 5-6 years? And have been in my own little world since then.
Mind catching me up?

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@PicturesFoIder Please don't do this.
I'm generally a calm person, I am in therapy and take medication for this.
I honestly don't know how I'd react to this, but a lapse into impulsive aggression is a very real possibility which would be life altering for the both of us. Please... Just don't. 🥺

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@TheGhostlyKayla Well. I died happy then.

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@GoNintendoTweet @NintendoAmerica
Was super stoked for the Switch 2, but I’m waiting it out. Key cards that don’t even have the game?
Hard pass.
Feels like buying an empty box. 😭
The EULA controversy gives me even more pause. 🫤
Yeah, I’ll wait to see how this shakes out, kinda bummed tbh. 😕

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@kanyewest Can this be on a T-Shirt?

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@powdury I am here because someone hate tweeted about you and thought I'd check it out.
Apparently it's not a one time thing so of course I gotta follow because if Nux Taku taught me anything is that the chaos is content and I love content.
I hope you have an amazing day. 😊

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@AbyssWisteria Salutations

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@OhayoMybrother Personally my vote is for castration without anesthesia and imprisonment in the general population for raping a child... Then the death penalty if the country allows it.
Like if there's DNA evidence and it can be proven beyond all doubt then chop chop.

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@OhayoMybrother You know... They don't really tolerate that shit over there amongst themselves so why is everyone being so lenient with this filth?
It is a Jihad and you give your daughters to them on a silver platter.
It is a Jihad and the sooner you understand that the better.
It is a Jihad.