HRHSL Hurricanes Man

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WE DONE A THING!!!! NO WE HAVEN'T RELOCATED, FUCK YOU BETTMAN!!! WE WON THE DRAFT LOTTO!!!! WE ARE SELECTING A COUPLE OF OUR PLAYERS TO GO TO GUANGDONG TO FIGHT AGAINST RACISM!!!! OBAMA WOULD BE SO PROUD!!!! IF YOU HATE RACISM, PCTOG!!!

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WE SOMEHOW HAVE A WINNING RECORD
THERE WILL BE MORE MOVES INVOLVED IN THE YOUTH MOVEMENT
MARTY MARINCIN IT WAS FUN HAVIN YA BUT ITS TIME TO MOVE ON
CAPTAIN ANNOUNCEMENT COMING TONIGHT
THAT'LL TELL THE FANS TO COME TO OUR GAMES

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OUR PLAYERS ARE TURNING ON US BECAUSE THEY ARE DEGENERATE FUCKS. THEY WANT WAY MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE LEAGUE. THIS US NOT NEEDED WITHIN OUR ORGANIZATION OR IN THE LEAGUE. THE ONLY DEGENERACY SHOULD BE FROM US MILKING THE MONEY FROM YOU

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WE HAVE A FUTURE. IN SPEAKING OF SAID FUTURE WE HAVE THINGS IN THE WORK FOR YOU. IN THE MEANWHILE WE SIGNED MATTHEW TKACHUK TO BE OUR LEGAL FATHER. HE WILL BE IN THE STANDS EVERY GAME TO HAUNT OUR FANS. WE'RE NOT ONLY A HOCKEY TEAM. PCTOG!!!!!!!

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We have traded Dman Alexei Semenov and winger Steve Bernier to the Pheonix Coyotes for 1st rounders in 2010 and 2011 and a 2nd in 2007.

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Strong rumblings on the vacant head coach front. Hearing the Oilers have slimmed down their interview list down to a handful. Expect an announcement later but it sounds like Paul Maurice will be the next head coach for the Edmonton Oilers.

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We have traded forward Brad Lambert to the New York Rangers for future considerations. NO LAMBERT?

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We have acquired forward Brad Lambert from the Calgary Flames for future considerations. We wish you the best of luck Future Considerations in Calgary.

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We have signed known elite dman Cody Franson to a 1 year deal.

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We have traded goaltender John Gibson, defenseman Kevin Shattenshit, and forward Adam Henrique in exchange for defenseman Sam Girard, defenseman Erik Johnson, forward Oskar Olausson, Goaltender Alexander Georgiev, and a 2023 1st from Colorado.

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Anaheim's 2024 7th turns into Anaheim's 2023 3rd if:
- Calgary makes a trade deadline acquisition for a player with more than 70 points AND
- Anaheim trades Trevor Zegras

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We have acquired forwards Connor Zary and Milan Lucic in exchange for oh god this 7th is causing me so much pain.

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Anaheim's 2024 7th does not get transfered if
- Calgary wins 20 games OR
- Anaheim loses 20 games

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We found our media manager screaming outside of the Honda Center saying he wish he was dead.

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We have acquired goaltender Martin Jones and a 2024 2nd in exchange for Ducks legend Alexander Georgiev.

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@Senators_TOL Not when he plays top line minutes with Olli Juolevi 🥶🥶🥶

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We have acquired defenseman Nikita Elitezev and a 2025 2nd from Ottawa for FC. We can't wait for Elitezev's Norris Run.