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Not looking for Ms. Right... seeking Ms. Right Now 😋

[Julia Jade @MeetJuliaJade]

Good morning💙

Retweet to help me find my friends and lovers😘

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@Julietaalpb "hey" 🤗

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@imnatking hi

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@liakuroki 😍

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@realpepperhart Toronto, Ontario. Bit cold at the moment. Wanna warm me up?

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Darkness, a loud bang, the smell of smoke... then silence: great for fireworks.

Bad for a computer. 😒

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@MadisonwinterTo I was going to do the old, "you're not just a tea bag" bit, but that's more than passé. Actually, I just did.😒To add: you're remarkable, infinitely appealing and sexier than hell. So what if you drink like a fish and urinate constantly? I'm still interested. 😋

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To @SeanFraserMP and all at Immigration Canada: thank you for your efforts on behalf of the Ukrainian people. Your acts speak for many Canadians, and continue to show the world what compassion and bravery is worth. Be strong as you have been, and light the fires of hope.

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@breakfasttv If you're going to hype your YouTube streams, and disable your web-based ones, how about starting them at 6:58 AM? It's 6:16 AM, and it's still not up. This is *not* rocket science, folks. It's being consistent, credible, and considerate towards your viewers.

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Just saw a truck go past belonging to a "Waste Disposal Cleaning Team". Compactors, bins, chutes. Have to say, I've never seen two men so... uninspired... at the prospect of beginning a day's work.

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MPA's with OCD

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Huge thumbs up. NY Public Library is ending late fees forever. "For those who can afford the fines, they are barely an incentive. For those who can't afford the fines they become a real barrier to access that we can no longer accept." https://t.co/jPe9y0NA1O

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@iamjohnoliver Nuff said.

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I was in the market for a SSD drive. Thanks @SamsungCanada, @CrucialMemory and @westerndigital for all nerfing your drives without notice and screwing your customers. Hope all of your reputations suffer as much as they deserve to. Can't ever reliably buy from you again, and won't

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Quot cunnus, quam breve tempus.

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"You'll grow hair on your palms."
- Pre-Internet meme

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C'mon, @YouTube Fix your recommendations. Watch one Richard Dawkins debate and all of a sudden it's "Dawkins All Day!". One casual glimpse of an Icelandic volcano and we've got lava spewing out of our home page ad nauseum. Let us at least curate our content ourselves!

[TOLover @TOLover5]

Dear Mother Nature:
If you're gonna get cold, just GET COLD. Stop flipping things around: I can't get acclimated, fer cryin out loud. Stop acting like Sybil.
Thanks.
XOXO
(P.S. But you can raise the temperature a bit, okay?)

[TOLover @TOLover5]

Huby (n.) - a half-erection that is large enough to be publicly embarrassing, but not large enough to be of any use to anybody.