Tommy Chung

[Mike Garcia @CanyonDriver]

Very happy about this.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Where is Mitch?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Lying about Mitch McConnell’s death to avoid a special election is election fraud.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

🪦🪦🪦 BREAKING: Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear received evidence that Mitch McConnell is actually dead despite the infamous "proof of life" AI photo.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Mitch is dead.

Appoint his replacement.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly enraged that none of his staffers explained to him that the logic of his speech last night blatantly implied the only rigged election was the one he personally oversaw, and no one stopped him from telling the entire country he’s incompetent.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

OMG.

Trump’s document release actually vindicates Joe Biden and implicates himself.

“The Russians’ aim was to defeat Joe Biden and ensure Donald Trump’s victory.”

Directly from Trump’s document dump.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Agreed. Fuck him.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Trump crying about rigged elections, but remember when he was literally recorded trying to rig an election?
How the fuck is this traitor the president of the USA? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump gave a 26-minute speech about election integrity and accidentally declassified a document proving Russia helped him. The call is coming from inside the house.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

HOLY SHIT!

Under Oath Todd Blanche just said that he IS Trump’s lawyer.

HOW CAN HE BE THE HEAD OF THE DOJ IF HE’S ALSO TRUMP‘S PRIVATE LAWYER?

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jessica: Susan Collins was the deciding vote on that $70 billion extra for ICE even though they got more money than the IDF spends. She said yeah, you deserve more money for enforcement. That is going to come home to roost for her.

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Lindsey Graham died Friday & his sister has already been sworn in. Remember when Mike Johnson refused to seat Adelita Grijalva for 50 days after she was elected? That is what we are fighting for in the midterms, a return to democracy & fairness and to remove fascist Republicans.

[Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen]

Collin Sexton has stayed for the entire game every Lakers summer league game. Idk if he’s just a basketball sicko, trying to be a supportive vet, or both, but I think that’s really cool

[Daman Rangoola @damanr]

This isn’t a criminal investigation, and this isn’t a Supreme Court case. You’re the commissioner, you’re in charge. What a weak leader my god just be done with this already!

[Anthony F. Irwin @AnthonyIrwinLA]

One topic of plenty of conversation this weekend was Carr's potential role with the Lakers this year. LOTS of buzz about him.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: Republican Sens. Rand Paul, Marsha Blackburn, Tom Cotton, Rick Scott, Mike Lee, Josh Hawley, Ron Johnson, and Ted Cruz have all backed Section 219 as part of the Senate’s defense package.

Supporters say the provision would significantly deepen U.S.-Israel military cooperation. Critics argue it moves the two countries toward unprecedented military integration.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Meta, $META, reportedly used AI to target workers with medical conditions for layoffs, per Reuters

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Words cannot adequately express what a colossal disappointment this guy is.