Rob Ford

I'm the best around. Nothin's ever gonna bring me down.

A Parody Account.

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

PSA: Neverwinter Nights is free right now in the @GOGcom #WinterSale (also deals up to 90% off) https://t.co/jI95IqVcBy

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

Well shit. I didn't see this one coming... #RIPRobFord #RIPme

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

@Jeffdrfarrell @claude77 @throwitinmyhat @Darth_Pingu @GordMacey ... what do you mean "wrong"?... imma sad sad fat man.

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

.@Drgillhoney OH I'LL BE FINE!! I DONT NEED YOU TO TELL ME SHIT! I AM THE PINACLE OF HEALTH! !!

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

@RickPalidwor @MeowFord @RobFockingFord @MayorRob Parody account??

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

@GlobalTV_TBay @globcan you replay the entirety of this last season of BBC?.... I missed it. In a drunken stupor.

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

@GlobalTV_TBay as the Mayor, I demand more tits n' more guns in our children's programming!! Get on that!

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

@Tony_Tracy @TeamAdam76 @HuckFalifax I AM MY OWN MAN!! I MADE MY BED, CRACK(S) AND ALL! AND I WILL LAY IN IT!

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

@TheTorontoSun is "hot" an option?... I mean. Look at that mouth.... #MayorMcCheese

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

.@WaterlooLibrary @robyndoolittle Ya we are! Bitches LOVE me, just like all those Kennedys.

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

.@earlcont uhh let me check... FUCK YOU! That's how much!

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

@garymac21 @SciencePorn *single tear*

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

@kitten_arms @oliviachow oh pffff like YOU have never passed out mid shit.... #TOpoli

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

@CarloSgro as the Mayor, I reserve the right to blame it on on this stupid touchscreen!! *sobs into Mayoral McNuggets*

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

As the Mayor, I learned EVERTHING I know about software from SET Conestoga. cc @CarloSgro

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

I'm really loving my time here in LA. Too bad bout all the negros though... #TOpoli #LA

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

Boy is my face red. That is all. #TOpoli #LA

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

YAY! I finally get to wear my replica frontless Jlo gown. #TOpoli #Oscars

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

.@am640 DID I JUST LOSE MY COOL!?!?! AT LEAST I HAD "COOL" YOU DICKLESS FUCKS!!

[Rob Ford @TOMayorRobFord]

.@patricialever I'd love to but I've got an appointment to have these hideous bedsores removed ALL day Friday.