𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

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[井坂 @zc31s_is]

#サイドショットグランプリ2025夏

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

its all fun and games til the dank tank with a concerning amount of weed in the dash comes rolling in.

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

ITS NOT LIKE YOU - TO SAY SORRY - I WAS WAITIN' ON A DIFFERENT STORY.

( very poorly singing. ignoring. tightening some loose bolts. )

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

IT FOCKIN BLOWS, MATE.

[ hiding a smile behind his phone. ]

[hiko416 @hiko4161]

#これ見た人全員自慢のテールを晒す
#bcnr33

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

( borderline shouting beneath the vehicle. )

WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT ADMITTING NICKELBACK IS DECENT.

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

[ Just sitting there on his phone. Scrolling. No head bob. But occasionally peeking at what Tony’s doing. ]

Are yeh gonna start talking about your bitch ex-wife next?

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

okay. bet.

( cranking the dial - back to work. but also glancing back once in a while to catch the bastard in the act. )

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

Suit yourself. You’re on.

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

not. that alcohol version is a plague upon the flavor.

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

Alcoholic or not?

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

okay tough guy.

i'm gonna put on " how you remind me " and if i see so much as a head bob from you, i want a whole case of baja blast.

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

I mean REALLY?

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

the fuck you mean 'really'

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

Nickelback? Really?

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

the nerve of some people.

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

i'm one guy in a shop it's MY business if i wanna blast nickelback and breaking benjamin until my ears bleed.

just go for a walk or somethin' your mazda's gonna be done soon, dude.

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

@LEONIDABICHOTA tf it is

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Ryan Gosling photographed by Gregory Harris for GQ

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

anyway yeah that tire is absolutely fucked, guy

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

who in their right mind puts those weird hentai faces on their bumpers

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

I said what I said

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

...

( extending a hand. Firm shake, dirty as it may be. )

tony. nice to meet ya.

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

Eden. Nice to meet yeh.

[ one hand sticking out. Other dropping to settle in his pocket. ]

Tell me your name and I solemnly swear I’ll fuck off.

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

I don't know you're name and you've absolutely exhausted me.

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

[ hands up! ]

Tha’s right.

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 @TONYSTIREDLLC]

acquired taste.

( door swings open, puts the " fuck off for 15 " sign up )

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

Don’t worry mate, I’m an acquired taste. You’ll get it.