ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

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— 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘏𝘌 https://t.co/3zV1eza2AZ⠀⠀
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[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

𝓐𝘕𝘠𝘖𝘕𝘌 𝘞𝘈𝘕𝘕𝘈 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗨𝗧?
𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘍𝘐𝘕𝘋 𝘔𝘌, 𝓘'𝑳𝑳 𝑩𝑼𝒀 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑲𝑺.

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

\ have y'all met my husbant

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

@SIMULACRAWHORIS fear.

that was.. about one, of 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 things to state how elliot was feeling right now.

eyes wide, body trembling as he tried his best 𝘯𝘰𝘵 to scream as loud as possible.

“ uh— y— yup! pathetic.
that's— that's me!
sooo pathetic..! ”

is this it? the end?

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

\ oh my god that gilbraller skin

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

BORED

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

\ ♥︎ for a quick starter bc im vored

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

geez, uh..

( gloved hand reaching out. may as well cop a feel! especially if fuse said he could. )

. . .

( squeeze, squeeze.. )

𝘸𝘰𝘸.

. . .

( he blinks, immediately pulling away after being almost hypnotized by them. )

er, sorry! hah. they're awesome! hound is lucky.

[ᴀᴡᴡ, ɪs ʙᴀʙʏ 𝓸𝓴𝓪𝔂 .ᐣ @wallabysting]

one hundred percent authentic, free range salvonian.

'course, you can tell at a glance if it suits yer fancy.

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

i .. uh ..

you .. wh ..

𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 ?

[ᴀᴡᴡ, ɪs ʙᴀʙʏ 𝓸𝓴𝓪𝔂 .ᐣ @wallabysting]

yeah ! and they're real, too ! cop a feel !

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

WALTER HAS TITS ?!

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

am i the only one who's both terrified and not terrified of revenant ?

something about that voice ..

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

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ehh , sometimes fun !
⠀ ⠀ ⠀most times terrifying .⠀⠀⠀
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ─ ՙ 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑 . @TYPHONSHERO]

ᅠ
soo . . . how is being a legend ?
ᅠ

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

who up bam they boozling

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

my back hurts from carrying you all so much

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

imagine being a loser

can't be me ✨

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

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likewise mister jack ! ✨
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ─ ՙ 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑 . @TYPHONSHERO]

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elliot then .
I'm Jack , nice to meet you .
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[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

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soooo .. drinks ? ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀
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[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

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yup ! or just elliot .
⠀ ⠀ call me whatever , heh . ⠀⠀⠀⠀
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ─ ՙ 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑 . @TYPHONSHERO]

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you're not wrong there , mirage - right ?
ᅠ

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

Right ? Life's too short ! It's like i always say ; Life . It's short .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ─ ՙ 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑 . @TYPHONSHERO]

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not saying it's a bad thing .
nice to see someone enjoy life , y'know ?
ᅠ

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

Sooooo , why are cats afraid of cucumbers ?

[ᅠ* 𝓨𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝗕𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗗!ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @TOOMUCHWlTT]

i'm about to give literally every hot guy my number .

i forgot my number .