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animal-shaped cartooner🔸they/them
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i’m NOT jumping ship quite yet!!! but if you’d like to keep seeing my doodles, you can find me in other places too! i also have a little online tip jar to help feed my cat and pay my rent! 💛💌💦
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@dirtsecret looks like white oyster to me! they have decurrent gills, grow in overlapping clusters and have a distinct yummy smell

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@ptolemiawrites let it be known that this blew my goddamed socks off!!! the balance of the grotesque, tender, and sillygoofy… unparalleled, immaculate.

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i will be doing my best to finish up my remaining owed artwork this month and reassess my patreon status. if any of you on my queue would prefer a refund instead of a wait, please don't hesitate to reach out!!!

thanks everyone 💛💛💛

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COMMISSION UPDATE! ✨
hi yall-- apologies for the radio silence over here!!! i will be making a more formal newsletter soon, but i have some exciting news! as of early august, i have officially been hired fulltime as a tattoo artist apprentice :^D

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juggling my work/life balance with a two hour commute every day has definitely been a major adjustment after being WFH for the past year and a half haha;;

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@Cattuccinos OH LOL i know nothing of MtG i just saw that post malone bought The One Ring card for 2mil doll hairs awhile back dhgfhghdfgfjdg i didn't realize there was more than one???

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@Cattuccinos you're winning at gender!!!

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@snartemis YES!!! YEEEES!!!!!

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@yocholol omfg!!!

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@quailtea idk i just get lost outside a lot hahaha

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@quailtea i’m an avid mushroomer haha (one of my last summer’s smooth chantarelle hauls on the right there)

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@quailtea yeah! an excellent summer find, they’re incredibly delicious :^D if you cook them in a dry cast iron pan to sear the outside, and then add some butter and your herb of choice they pair excellent with any protein

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@quailtea and chanterelles also have those forking false gills and generally have caps that swoop upward like a french horn when they get large, whereas jacks have delicate gills

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@quailtea they are imo easily identifiable in my area from their closest lookalike, jack-o-lanturns, because they have a nice shroomy-apricot smell (jacks are STINKY), grow individually or in tiny clusters all spread across a slope (jacks grow in BIG clusters directly off of tree bases)

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"when purchasing a commission from an artist, i would rather buy artwork that is..."

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@peripendrake YES YES YES YES YES

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@megamycetes my hideous little rat babies