April Ludgate

COMING OUT OF MY EGG I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

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#whatdoesthismean?

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okay this has been fun. back to my other account @toriiiiiacnh. see u in another year or so

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coming back to this account bc i need to let the 5 of you who are still here know what i found while zooming around canada on the maps app. i can’t believe my eyes

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if you can’t subtract by 12, growwwww upppp

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If ur phone is on military time that’s all I need to know abt u to know ur annoying

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love when instagram shows me someone’s story that they posted 0.01 seconds ago

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the way i relax after a particularly stressful day is by playing this quiz where you just name as many countries as you can think of in 15 minutes. i’m getting really good

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they need to start cranking out more mama mia movies like the star wars franchise or marvel

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trader joe’s should gentrify furikake and call it ‘everything but the rice!’

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i take one hit of my pen and start googling questions that have never been asked before

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maybe this is finally the year

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Steph, Jenna, and I are really aiming high with our new years resolutions for next year:

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logging back on to this account to share this screenshot. was reading a completely sincere article about what the different colored heart emojis meant (i know......), and this is absolutely the funniest shit i've ever seen 💜

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i graduated college 4 years ago. i am 26. my mother has given me a midnight curfew tonight. is this normal and reasonable:

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closing my laptop and rolling over in bed to look at the same things on my smaller, pocket-size phone screen.

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great tysm think i found it

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@JenniferHashtag Jennnnnnnnnn!!! Thank you!!!!! I will never forget showing up to the WZPL radio station office in full Christmas footie pajamas with you. What a time.

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glad i don’t look like this anymore

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bad at pictures

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it’s so magical when u realize u have all the ingredients to make buffalo chicken dip

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Got this promoted ad, and it rly got me thinking about my life choices. I’ve come to the conclusion that I went into marketing because I don’t want to help people; I want to hurt people.

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figured out the custom design tool to make this:

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@BekahPollard I was watching Bob’s Burgers when you tweeted this