TOTAL COMMISH

Authoritarian dictator of Total Consciousness Fantasy Golf League. Keep work hard in factory or will make unexpected vacation to Siberia.

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Televisions are one of the few consumer products that have become drastically cheaper over time while simultaneously becoming far better.

In 2003, a high-end 42-inch flat-screen TV cost around $4,000. Today, you can buy a larger 55-inch 4K smart TV for under $300.

[Ned Middles @NedMiddles1]

DANA CARVEY always felt like the most deranged SNL cast member. I can't imagine anyone else coming up with a character like MASSIVE HEAD WOUND HARRY. He's the greatest.

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Bryson Dechambeau finally addresses Rory and Brandel Chamblee talking about him. He DID NOT hold back!

[Rick Young @YoungerGolf]

Years ago Ben Crenshaw told me a great story.

“I was at Royal Melbourne doing a tour with the greens super one day & we talked about conditions in the U.S & Australia. He said, Ben, in America you try & grow grass. Here we try to keep it from growing.”
#BrownisBeautiful

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Never forget when Scottie Scheffler fired a dart and then ripped a huge fart during The Open last year 🏌️💨 @SchefflerFans

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Brandel Chamblee has never won a major

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Rory: “Bryson overreacts and blows things out of proportion. He’s a baby.”

Also Rory stealing a fan’s phone for simply recording him:

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Typically

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

The difference between my GOAT and your goat.

[MatheusFla @_matheusfla]

Uma das maiores covardias que eu já vi um jogador fazer numa Copa do Mundo. Ainda mais sendo uma final...

Messi tentando cavar uma expulsão do Cucurella do nada.

Que coisa de mau caráter. https://t.co/PnJSuOEaL0

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Who did this lmao

[José Aroca @JoseArocaALC]

El resumen del partido 🤣

[Adam Dunn @AdamDunn1872]

Haha Robbie Williams at the world cup, a bit of cocaine falls out his nose on to the microphone, he then picks it up and wipes his head ..

[Malkia Nyuki 👑 @nyuki_malkia]

Top 5 best FIFA World cup 2026 moments

A Thread 🧵

[Vinicios Betiol @vinicios_betiol]

Imagens que não apareceram nas transmissões oficiais dos jogadores argentinos agredindo os espanhóis, após perderem o jogo, mesmo com a ajuda da arbitragem.

[Stephen R Power @racingblogger]

A bunch of Argentine fans began insulting and harassing a man for wearing a Mexico shirt.

He burst out laughing, showed them a red card, started dancing, and took off the Mexican shirt to reveal a Spain shirt underneath.

What an absolute legend 😂😂😂

[Cris @CrisLee99]

😳😂🤣🤣🤣

[Golf Tips Checker @GolfTipsChecker]

Bryson on Tik Tok in about an hour

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Taco Bell pointing to all the perfectly fine lettuce

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

Nick Faldo watching Bryson have a wedge into the 500 yard 18th hole