Everyone's thinking it.
Few are getting it.
The rest are beating their dicks to the thought of it.
Enjoy celibacy, shrimpdicks. Make sure to thank me for indulging your delusional fantasies! โจ
Oh, puh-lease.
As much as he'd like his fangirls to think he's always slinging pipe, he spends more time beating off to girls like Klara than actually fucking them, be so for real.