The Occasionals

Home of #thebetterblokes of @darkbluehockey. Best Showering Team In OUHC, Most Attractive Team In OUHC, more rigs than the North Sea. #bloodsweatandvk

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For the second time tonight, Tommy "clusters" Goldberg has cluster bombed the game of blow box

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The Os finish their Bucs campaign with a solid 6-2 win. RKH was punished with illness for private messaging people 7x3 yesterday #Fibriaflu

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@OldGeorgiansHoc It was postponed, again. I am unaware when we intend to play the fixture. #snore

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AAAAAHHHH!!!! 4 matches in 5 days but who cares, we've won the league. Congrats to all who played

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"how many letters in the alphabet are used in a list of the days of the week?" Ryan Kavanagh: "buzz, 4 fingers, 44." #GotHim

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Cambridge put sugar on their corn flakes

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@WillMooney10 @darkbluehockey @ouhcmensbooze @OUHC1 you are the kind of bloke to double a double

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It's a family day,
It's a family daaay,
**** off Cambridge,
It's a family day.

Blues Varsity, Southgate, 1330 and 1530

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Naturally, please join us for breakfast in spoons (other establishments are presumably available) tomorrow morning

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After 0 minutes of hockey this week, we are preparing for the Varsity match in traditional fashion. #winwashbin

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Last social before alcohol ban. Greenbank produces a pearler

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Johann scored 3 but twice called a deflection for a shorty before putting it in the corner. Rumours are that captaincy is going to his head

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The mighty Os start off with a 5-2 win over Spencer 3s in the early push back. Goals for Bonk and Hawrych and Johann.

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It may be out of focus, but they are all now Occasionals. #mates #welcomeBoys

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In exciting news, the junior members of our squad, including El Capitan, are planning on having a meal together later on. #TeamPlayers

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The quizbook has gone missing. Pls retweet. Help needed. @OUAthletics @OURFCblues @oxunifootball @OULC_tweets @OUNetball @OUWCC_Oxford

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Overheard at freshers fair: "Gotta do it for Johann"... #whodoesntheknow??

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Will Thompson. In one day: Os debut, shower starfish, hose victim, brace, mom shoe, straight arm. Won. Washed. Binned in boat race #bingo

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Max Robertson: "spice is cumulative". He is climbing up the struggle soc hierarchy while dealing with the Thai equivalent of a korma

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I've heard stealth lashes don't count for afternoon push backs