Mr. John Tory - Policy and Schedule Updates

daily schedule and policy updates from John Tory, Toronto’s wealthiest mayor.

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“I want to kill poor people. Preferably non whites.” - @JohnTory on his plans for Toronto in 2021.

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@JohnTory @CP24 Please do not ask questions about violent police evictions or the trespass notices we are handing to the homeless this morning. Looking forward to your questions!

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@JohnTory @JohnTory also believes if the homeless can’t pay a 10000 fine for sleeping in a park, they should die swiftly and decrease the surplus population.

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Toronto officially gives up.

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“I prefer to not pay people.” - @JohnTory on the VaxHuntersCanada scandal.

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“I don’t understand why you fuckers are complaining so much about this fucking pandemic bullishit. Check your stocks, everything is up.” - @JohnTory on the city’s latest effort to fight COVID.

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“Vaccinating? Why? I don’t follow, everyone I know has been vaccinated already so I don’t see the need to hurry.” - @JohnTory, on his lack of a vaccine rollout strategy for Toronto

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“Condos ARE people.” - @JohnTory on his vision for Toronto.

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@JohnTory “We may soon look into vaccinating people other than Conservative donors, if we can find profit to be made.” - @JohnTory

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“I don’t understand all this bitching. I check my portfolio each morning and everything seems great.” - @JohnTory on the COVID crisis.

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@JohnTory has been meeting tirelessly with lobbyists and donors to ensure fast evictions, no rent relief and a violent police response to any suggestion that poors should be allow to stay anywhere in his city. Brave.

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@JohnTory @metromorning @CBCIsmaila @JohnTory will be discussing his plan to use police for more evictions and fencing off the parks this summer instead of working to get us vaccinated.

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“Is there anyway to evict people faster?” - @JohnTory, on his Covid strategy.

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@JohnTory has finished his daily 15 min COVID update meeting. He had many questions about his plan to fence off parks and is confident his eviction blitz will continue. He also noted he “doesn’t see the big deal about vaccines” because he has had his.

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“I’m fencing off Trinity Bellwoods park because I keep seeing poors in there.” - @JohnTory, on summer in Toronto

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“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: unless you have a healthy stock portfolio, don’t come to me with your little fucking problems.” - @JohnTory on his response to the eviction crisis.

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“I don’t consider TTC drivers to be human in the same way that I am human.” - @JohnTory, on the COVID crisis within the TTC.

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“How fucking DARE they not evict that family!? They don’t even have any money! They don’t belong in my fucking city!” - @JohnTory, discussing his response to the eviction crisis.

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“All cops are hot.” - @JohnTory on his favourite summer activities.

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@JohnTory Mr. Tory demands they work even with symptoms though. Police are standing by to evict if you can’t pay your rent. But he appreciates you.