Tim Allen

[Tim Allen @TPDAllen]

@Metallica do you reckon you can learn Three Lions by Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightening Seeds for the Euro final on Sunday? https://t.co/qvjkdR67Q0

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Flipper

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@David_Cameron you stupid, short-sighted, self-serving fur-burger

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@LostAndFoundLON Lost: sandy coloured shoulder bag lost late on Friday night around Embankment. Bag strap is frayed. Inside were house keys, NHS ID and my notebooks. If by some miracle it's been found I would love to be reunited with it!

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@ibexpress_help @iberiaexpress I have received an unsatisfactory response to a complaint made against your airline and wish to take it further. In view of your appalling customer service and general lack of concern, can you please direct me to an appropriate adviser.

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@SW_Trains Ah, thanks for letting me know! I'm
not sure the station staff at Wimbledon/Earlsfield know that either!

[Tim Allen @TPDAllen]

@BBCSport Please explain why Inverdale is qualified to comment on professional tennis? He has about as much knowledge as any armchair critic

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@olathecomedian Caught your show at the Comedy Store last night. Had me in stitches. Definitely best set of the night.

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#bbccricket Boycott's meal.1) Yorkshire pudding and gravy 2) Yorkshire pudding gravy 3) Yorkshire pudding. Washed down with a pint of gravy

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@ActiviaUK please explain where the rest of my yoghurt is? Pretty measly portion, wouldn't you agree?

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Can I request that we stop with the negative tweets on TMS? Have some faith in the boys! #EndEnglishPessimism! @bbccricket

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https://t.co/YIVtpCPVp6 @Mike_allen18