Tom Williams

Enemy of the physical realm

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I think it should be illegal to criticize Rudy Giuliani

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Can’t believe I just found these two names on the Epstein flight logs... CANCELLED

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2024, like all years that preceded it, will be the year of Frasier.

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The internet shouldn’t be for normal people. It should be like pressing a button that causes instant psychic torture. No GUI and if you don’t know how to navigate it, every link leads to gruesome Chinese industrial accidents on liveleak.

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In my Island Niles arc

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When the 12 year old genin hits you with a dollar store jutsu so pathetic you gotta hit them with the Orochimaru stare

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Happy Morrissey Day

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@sarahwillk Boomer

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I miss convincing random people at parties that I went to high school with them

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@sarahwillk Out of the will

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<<< This man is a SIMP for current Jeopardy champion Mattea Roach

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BREAKING: Jeb has been elected Elden Lord

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Yeah, I’m a sick and twisted guy just like the Joker.

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Just saw The Batman.

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Daily Affirmations:
I WILL marry the prime minister of Finland
I WILL marry the prime minister of Finland
I WILL marry the prime minister of Finland
I WILL marry the prime minister of Finland
I WILL marry the prime minister of Finland
I WILL marry the prime minister of Finland

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Mulder when allegedly there are gnomes stealing vegetables from home gardens in rural Oregon vs Mulder when the FBI does 9/11

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How does Tom lead the perfect life you ask? It’s simple. In the periphery of my vision is the ever watchful eye of Tucker Carlson in the Live Tucker Reaction Box™️. His judgmental scowl and disgusted demeanor keeping me on the right path should I go astray.

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Men should stop basing their personalities on Ryan Gosling in Drive/Blade Runner and return to basing their personalities on Jack Nicholson in Chinatown.

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“But what is computer engineering?”