Tim Goddard

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[Tim Goddard @TPGoddard]

Serenity and Symmetry https://t.co/jH4AN0N9Cz

[Tim Goddard @TPGoddard]

You must select a non-existent testing site before you can continue, but only after you fill in the same pages of information that we asked you for the last time you tried... #CovidTesting #stuckinaloop #userinterfacefail @DHSCgovuk

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Bigger, better, faster, more? https://t.co/UgTBZJxNX9

[Tim Goddard @TPGoddard]

Introducing the COVIDator 3000 #COVID19 https://t.co/6rkhAgYnMh

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(X)ubuntu cpufreq and cpufreqd (adventures in cooling) https://t.co/GnCVOWG0QH

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Messiness and the Struggle for Air https://t.co/t7cG9YRNuA

[Tim Goddard @TPGoddard]

The universe will no doubt punish me for this, but I couldn't resist...

Email from student: I can't make it to class today because my car tyre is punctuated.

Reply: Sorry to hear about that, it must have brought you to a full stop.

[Tim Goddard @TPGoddard]

Is Labour’s ‘Freebie ISP’ a good idea? #freebroadband #BLBroadband https://t.co/dxjBn36ioA

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When masks slip #deception and #honesty https://t.co/a5Vf5o1Uel

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Flawless home phone/broadband migration and upgrade to fibre, thanks @zeninternet 👍.

[Tim Goddard @TPGoddard]

It turns out that @JustGetFlux has been adjusting my screen in the middle of the afternoon because I still can't remember which is latitude and which is longitude. It's good to know that I'm not adrift in the Indian Ocean. #geographyfail

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Three fail (again) @ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport https://t.co/ry4Mm0akmq

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Good Day List, Bad Day List #projectstudents https://t.co/fnR377YGv7

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Stats, fun thyself! #students_are_human_beings https://t.co/8k7zWgrGSM

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@EuroCarParts Bought this from my local branch on special offer the other day. Smells great and went on really easily, but now my special area really itches and the dog won't stop sniffing my trousers. Please advise.

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In through the nose. Count slowly to five. Out through the mouth. #fiction https://t.co/zjkWyQRRdA

[Tim Goddard @TPGoddard]

Degree mis-selling, anyone? #UniversityLawyers4U #Argosification https://t.co/h1Pm1UNn0p

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When to start writing the dissertation (note to students) https://t.co/MzMsYVaRiV

[Tim Goddard @TPGoddard]

According to the @LinkedIn searches I've been appearing in lately, I might be in the wrong line of work. #DoYouWantFriesWithThat #ImposterSyndrome

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MegaTech and MiniTech (Part 3) https://t.co/zOZ83ALXtQ