ThePseudoHousewifeWrites

Wordy, not sorry. Communicator. Freelance. Wife. Mom. Upcoming work: The Parent Code
Insta @thepseudohousewifewrites

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Teentaal, coming soon!

[Write Beyond Borders @WriteBBorders]

We're so excited to introduce the Bridges not Borders Anthology. Launch on 11th Sept, Portsmouth Guildhall & online late Sept (date TBC). @AishaHamid93 @coffeeandpaneer @LeeSplash @RenitaDSilva @RamSharaph @SakuPeiris @shahriarshaams @sharikanair_k @authorsudha @prajwalparajuly

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

All cults are based on trying to escape personal demons under the guise of personal development.

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Baby schooling me - you know mumma in mythology, the Ganga flows out of Lord Shiva's head...
Me - yeah... his jataa...
Him - what?
Me -
Him -
Me - his man bun.

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

The one thing it definitely did good is that now everyone knows what Studio Ghibli is.

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

I use AI for rote emails and research and it literally never ever sounds human, just like a human literally never ever sounds like AI.

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Hardly ever here, but had to pop in to unfollow everyone that follows Andrew Tate. Can't blv I was following 3 of them. All brown men. What century is this even

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[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Got so tired of crap shows on TV that legit asked chatgpt what movie I should watch tonight

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Apparently kid ate 'paneer labrador' in school today. #Ksaysthedarndestthings

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

#netflixcrash
No one -
Absolutely no one -
Teenagers booking #ColdplayMumbai at #litlivefest
Me - don't depend on Netflix bookmyshow ... read a book. Live a little.

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

First of many writing dilemmas today. Is it retinas or retinae? So many dilammae to come today.

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

My kid walked in on me, squinting at my tablet, reading something with full focus, and said mamma you look like an 'iPad kid'

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Online launch of Bridges Not Borders - anthology of short fiction by South Asian writers. Register here to join the event! https://t.co/k5Q8EvKS8t

[Write Beyond Borders @WriteBBorders]

Join us for the online launch of the anthology, Bridges Not Borders: An Anthology of South Asian Writing edited by @AiyshaJahan & @Susmitatweets
Foreword by @prajwalparajuly
Funded by @ace_national
13th Oct 3 pm UK time. Free but please register below.
https://t.co/3to9e2BAAC

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Might have a speaking part... just thinking about it makes me nervous!

[Write Beyond Borders @WriteBBorders]

Join us for the online launch of the anthology, Bridges Not Borders: An Anthology of South Asian Writing edited by @AiyshaJahan & @Susmitatweets
Foreword by @prajwalparajuly
Funded by @ace_national
13th Oct 3 pm UK time. Free but please register below.
https://t.co/3to9e2BAAC

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Seriously I don't even get it who even listens to them anymore? You know who I'm talking about

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Is Tiger messing with Vicky Kaushal's career? Is he not getting movies? Why else would he do movies like bad news?

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Why aren't there any new movies and why is everything re-releasing in theaters?

[ThePseudoHousewifeWrites @TPHWrites]

Personal favorite, personal essay.

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